"A solution is derived from economic theory, and two useless but true theorems are derived."
"The remainder of this paper is, will be, or has been, depending on the reader's inertial frame, divided into three sections."
"It should be noted that, while the subject of this paper is silly, the analysis does actually make sense. This paper, then, is a serious analysis of a ridiculous subject, which is of course the opposite of what is usual in economics."
"I will assume then, that future futures markets are, well, futuristic in their development."
Figure II is sheer genius.
"This extension is left as an exercise for interested readers because the author does not understand the theory of general relativity, and therefore cannot do it himself."
This is pure comedy gold! :lol: