From the Makers who brought you the Medusa Automated Defence Emplacement ....

..and I CAN believe it's not butter, we bring you the Thunderfire Platform!

Comfy Chair and fuzzy rear view mirror dice not included. You should not operate the Thunderfire Platform while drunk or are an Arachnid. Please consult your Sarge for more details. If you suffer uncontrollable laughter while using the Thunderfire Platform, please seek Pathfinder Enlistment immediately.

..and I CAN believe it's not butter, we bring you the Thunderfire Platform!

Comfy Chair and fuzzy rear view mirror dice not included. You should not operate the Thunderfire Platform while drunk or are an Arachnid. Please consult your Sarge for more details. If you suffer uncontrollable laughter while using the Thunderfire Platform, please seek Pathfinder Enlistment immediately.