My signature is too long?

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Tankdriver

Banded Mongoose
I tried to put the following sig in, but the profile page said it was too long! How can I not have a great quote like this:


"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."
 
It is so good that you should just type it at the bottom of every one of your posts!

I am trying to remember the one with Ivanova, Sheridan and the news reporter involving an air lock but it keeps escaping me.
 
marsa10 said:
It is so good that you should just type it at the bottom of every one of your posts!

I am trying to remember the one with Ivanova, Sheridan and the news reporter involving an air lock but it keeps escaping me.
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Would that be the:

"Commander did you really threaten to throw this man out of airlock?"
".... yes sir"
"Commander you know were short on clothes! I'm sorry, she meant to say 'stripped naked and thrown out of an airlock'"

quote?

(Im sure thats not 100% word for word but the gist of it is essentially correct :P)
 
Locutus9956 said:
marsa10 said:
It is so good that you should just type it at the bottom of every one of your posts!

I am trying to remember the one with Ivanova, Sheridan and the news reporter involving an air lock but it keeps escaping me.
Click to expand...

Would that be the:

"Commander did you really threaten to throw this man out of airlock?"
".... yes sir"
"Commander you know were short on clothes! I'm sorry, she meant to say 'stripped naked and thrown out of an airlock'"

quote?

(Im sure thats not 100% word for word but the gist of it is essentially correct :P)
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"Commander did you really threaten to throw this man out of airlock?"

"I'm shocked and dismayed! May I remind you that we are short on supplies. We cannot afford to space perfectly good clothing...Always take off the jacket first! I have told that before!

"I'm sorry for any confusion. She meant to say strip naked and thrown out of an airlock"

I think that's pretty close to word for word :D

(B5 nuts? Me? Nah. It's just option of watching(or rather listening) last 3 seasons over and over or not have any dvd's running around...There's only so many dvd's you can pack with you :D I think I have watched those seasons around dozen times already through...Ugh. Wish I had first 2 seasons as well by the very least...)
 
Tankdriver said:
I tried to put the following sig in, but the profile page said it was too long! How can I not have a great quote like this:
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Awesome quote. Make it into a graphic, put it on line and link to it in the sig.
 
"If I take a lamp and shine toward the wall, a bright spot will appear on the wall. The lamp is our search for truth, for understanding.

'Too often we assume the light on the wall is God, but the light is not the goal of the search, it is the result of the search. The more intense the search, the brighter the light on the wall. The brighter the light on the wall, the greater the revelation upon seeing it.

'Similarly, someone who does not search, who does not bring a lantern with him, sees nothing.

'What we perceive as God is the by-product of our search for God.

'It may simply be an appreciation of the light, pure and unblemished. Not understanding that it comes from us, sometimes, we stand in front of the light and assume we are the center of the universe. God looks astonishingly like we do. Or we turn to look at our shadow and assume all is darkness. If we allow ourselves to get in the way, we defeat the purpose - which is use the light of our search to illuminate the wall in all its beauty and all it flaws, and in so doing, better understand the world around us."

- G'kar


Without a doubt, the BEST damn quote in the whole damn show... and WAY too long to make into a (damn) signature.
 
shadowbloodmoon said:
I was going to post the one that SQ did, and this one:

http://www.cs.tut.fi/~albert/Quotes/B5-quotes.html
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Yep, that is where I found the Ivanova quote. And no I am not Ivanova. Wrong sex, wrong shape and no where near the chutzpah.
 
the mouth of the river!!!! :?

Truth is what the dice roll. The truth may lead to whoops of joy, but all too often it ends in tears.

Personally I think that the truth is really an elastic band. e.g. release dates, the pretty girl at a bar saying maybe etc...

:cry: :roll: :!:
 
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