monkey magic rpg

skalvar said:
I'm working on proposals. There's a LONG, hard, dangerous road between even a "knock off the doors its so good" proposal and a published book.

Shannon
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Current Status: Shocked at the number of forms in a mortgage application.

YES :twisted: MONKEY IS RULER OF HEAVEN AND EARTH :twisted: BRING ON THE MONKEY :twisted:
 
Not to post something productive here, thereby encouraging the thread, but . . . .

I picked up a source book called Stone to Steel. It is a D20 rulesbook taking the reader on a journey from the stone age all the way up to midevil times, complete with D20 stats for items, armour, and even a few prestige classes. If someone wanted to run a Historical campaign. How does this deal with Monkey? Glad you asked. In the back of the book they list Divine weapons. Such as Thor's Hammer, Excaliber, and other weapons of ledgend.

Monkey was mentioned, they gave a list of magic Items he bullied out of the other gods at the dragon palace.

I instantly rolled my eyes and thought of this thread. So, I figured I would share.

l8r, much much l8r, if ever,
PsyJack
 
Though he was somewhat agressive about the actual borrowing of that staff...

Those interested Monkey Heaven website, has all kinds of weird and wonderful links, including to CD Japan, where you can pick up assorted CDs and the like, right down to Posters and T-shirts (Now what would be good is a Johnny Morris done up to look like monkey!), plus has details linking the cast to their future (sadly Tripitaka died in 1984) - But most of the cast have achieved celebrity status in the home of Japan (all seem to have been in bands and been comedians).


Elsewhere 13 Epsiode Monkey Box Sets from Play.com come with some nice goodies (a poster in each).

Psyclonjack, Monkey thanks to you for this piece of information.... Scary as it is, Monkey seems to be spreading...... With rumours starting to circulate that there may be a Movie in production.... 8)
 
Hey Monkey boys, have you seen the movie "Shaolin Soccer" ? It's really funny and highy recommended. Check out the trailer at http://miramax.com/shaolin_soccer/index.html.
 
Indeed I have, I borrowed a mates copy... Those interested might be aware of a Kung-Fu soccer as well...

Of course the term soccer is throughly in approprate... its football. :P
 
Mmmm, for us in the old colonies, football is a game where - imagine that - you can use your hands! It looks like rugby, but the guys are wearing a lot of protective gear... Does that mean anything, I'm still pondering.
 
Soccer just sounds too soft and poncey... I recently heard Michael Moore talking about an English Soccer riot... just doesn't conjure up images that match the antisocial behaviour and violence of the Intercity Crew, Subway Army, Headhunters and their ilk... :shock:

Soccer sounds like something played by girls, with lots of confusing rules, and weird constrants on moving that make the school playground look like somekind of Hawksmorian binding ritual. :oops: :cry:

Football, American football, Rugby. We invented it, we get to name it. :P :P
 
Shaolin Soccer is a good yuck but it just isn't the same as a good straight hk martial art movie. Of course Monkey isn't exactly Hamlet either so I see the point! :lol: actually I could see Monkey and Pigsy playing soccer.

Wuxia :wink:
 
Sandy - Central defender. Tall, balding, and burly, the central defender makes for a good target for corners and free kicks, typically bouncing the ball from the forehead, towards either net. Plenty of attitude, tinged with an apathy, that allows for some quintessential Donkeying (booting the ball unessarily hard into touch). Quite like his TV counterpart the Defender is likely to have a reputation for wearing bones (typically the oppositions knee caps). Likely to have done time, and likely to have more cards than hallmark at christmas :twisted:

Monkey - Midfield. Capable in attack and defence, as well as making brutal challanges and pleading innocent (despite the fact the UN is offering to go in). All over the pitch, and constantly berated by less active forwards for not supplying a perfect ball, despite having being under pressure by the enemy, and having played a perfect ball to where the striker was supposed to have been. The strikers are a constant headache to the midfielder. Likely to unleash a leathal challenge, that will get them sent off (and possibly arrested). Good in the air, with an eye for victory over glory. :twisted:

Pigsy - Gascoine Supersub - Like the famed England player, Pigsy is out of form, lazy and has troubles with drink, food and women. Despite being one of the most qualified players around, these temptations will lead to a life on the bench, and a dream of long past glories. Typically will come on, play for 15 minutes and get taken off on a stretcher. Occassionally will show flare for which he was famed before spending the rest of the game being carried by the other 11. :twisted:

Tripitaka - Player Manager - Striker. The Striker typically makes little apperace or contribution to the game, only coming into play when the otherside is on the ropes, typically by either putting the ball impossibly wide, from 6 yards, or by waiting on the front line, before straying offside. Typically the Striker has no appreciable knowledge of the rules, and will come up with the strangest excuses for being repeatedly offside. :twisted:
 
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