monkey magic rpg

[hassanisabbah]

Arise sir Man of Toothill, lord of Swindonia... etc...

 

[toothill man]

I like that alot 8)

 

[Wuxia]

Will I get license for controlling wine and kung fu wenches?
:twisted:
Wuxia

 

[toothill man]

seems fair if I get a holiday palace in korea 8)

 

[hassanisabbah]

I'm thinking maybe Wuxia be made and member of the Lord Protector of the Wine and Wenches of Swindonian Republic of Monkey

 

[Bon-Al Ironforge]

Arise sir Man of Toothill, lord of Swindonia... etc...

Man, can you immagine how that would go to his head?

:roll:

 

[hassanisabbah]

Faster than Pigsy to the Buffet Table :lol:

 

[toothill man]

it would be a unfair race 8)

 

[Bon-Al Ironforge]

I have this image of a dwarf running at speeds unknown to man...

It is almost disturbing, if it was not so funny!

All hail Lord Toothillman of the Rusty Musket

 

[toothill man]

and free ale for the under 5 (feet)

 

[Strom]

and free ale for the under 5 (feet)

That's funny - they love boozing it up! :lol:

Monkeys like to booze it up after hard day being experimented on

Like humans, monkeys are more likely to drink after stressful periods, such as soon after the daily 8-5 testing hours and after a long week of testing," said Chen.

http://www.dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060508/drunkmonkeys_ani.html

Definitely have to add this to the game mechanics.

 

[toothill man]

sick :? but also very funny :wink: :lol:

 

[Strom]

Yeah, poor guys have it tough. You could have an adventure where some chums breakout their inebriated pals. 8)

 

[toothill man]

that happened every time pigsy saw wine or was invited to a feast :roll: :lol:

 

[Bon-Al Ironforge]

I still laugh at your sig bar there toots...

Anyone take you up on the offer yet?

 

[toothill man]

not yet but still open to offers 8) :lol:

 

[hassanisabbah]

Yeah, poor guys have it tough. You could have an adventure where some chums breakout their inebriated pals. 8)

Round our way, and with some of my friends, thats a regular Friday Night LARP session...

Ideas for titles... The Breakout of Reading Gaol, A Beer to Far, Escape from Cold Cells...

As for the drinking monkey, go for it son, everyone deserves a good drink after a hard days work.

 

[hassanisabbah]

not yet but still open to offers 8) :lol:

In 2002 a slightly cracked Swindon man was banned from the forums for a Game Idea He didn't Submit.

This man promptly escaped from a Mongoose security blacklist to the Swindon RPG Underground. Today, still wanted by Mongoose, he survives as a poster on Monkey.

If you have a game,
that no one else will publish,
and if you can find him...

maybe you can hire Toothill Man (machine gun.....)

Cue the music

 

[toothill man]

brilliant and very funny :lol:

 

[Wuxia]

They call me Mr W. sucka!

Wuxia