International Talk-Like-A Pirate Day, September 19th.

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Cosmic Mongoose
Arrrrrr!

(just for anyone who's been confused by the sudden appearance of all the piratical avatars and account names....)
 
How does a pirate like to go camping?

In an ARRRRRRGH-V!

What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?

A ferrARRRRrrrrri!

How do pirates cook their food?

With laaaarrrrrd.

Why did the pirate go to jail?

He violated his parrrrrrole, from committing arrrrson!

What do pirates do for fun?

They play A Call to Arrrrrrms!

Why did the Pirate go to Law School?

To pass the Barrrr!

Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?

Central Parrrrrrk!

Two Pirates on a ship, one says "Yarrr!"

The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"




Chern
 
Yarrh!

I bin spendin' a fine day wi wooden planks rollin' 'neath me feet, an' a bracin' wind blowin'. 'twas grand.

Bak 'ome I be now, fer a well pillaged jug o' 'Aitian rum.
 
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