How does a pirate like to go camping?
In an ARRRRRRGH-V!
What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?
How do pirates cook their food?
Why did the pirate go to jail?
He violated his parrrrrrole, from committing arrrrson!
What do pirates do for fun?
They play A Call to Arrrrrrms!
Why did the Pirate go to Law School?
To pass the Barrrr!
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Two Pirates on a ship, one says "Yarrr!"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"