How does a pirate like to go camping?
In an ARRRRRRGH-V!
What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?
A ferrARRRRrrrrri!
How do pirates cook their food?
With laaaarrrrrd.
Why did the pirate go to jail?
He violated his parrrrrrole, from committing arrrrson!
What do pirates do for fun?
They play A Call to Arrrrrrms!
Why did the Pirate go to Law School?
To pass the Barrrr!
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
Two Pirates on a ship, one says "Yarrr!"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"
Chern