toothill man
Mongoose
may you never lack a insult when needed 
and with this thread you never will :twisted: :lol:
and with this thread you never will :twisted: :lol:
insults 3 son of,bride of insults
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toothill man
Mongoose
At my weakest,Im a match for twenty of you.
A third of my strength is enough for thirty of you.
warriors avoid the battlefield for fear of me.
whole armies flee before me
A third of my strength is enough for thirty of you.
warriors avoid the battlefield for fear of me.
whole armies flee before me
toothill man
Mongoose
not bad for a boy.
I wear no armour,yet the cowards that do will not advance beyond me this day.
more than five times fifty of your company will fall too my blade today.
I wear no armour,yet the cowards that do will not advance beyond me this day.
more than five times fifty of your company will fall too my blade today.
toothill man
Mongoose
I would sooner have wolves eat my living flesh than give ground too you.
IT is better too be the prey of ravens than forsake the goddess.
My wrath may be sated by the taste of your hearts blood.
IT is better too be the prey of ravens than forsake the goddess.
My wrath may be sated by the taste of your hearts blood.
Daithi O'an tSionnaigh
Mongoose
-This Vulgarian will not lay down for you, yet you will lay down for this Vulgarian!!
-Your brainball will make a new addition to one of the pikes on the front gates!
-Step forward heathen so that I may look upon the face of the one that soon will taste my steel!
-My body will feed the Earth Mother one day however, she will feast on yours by Morn!
-In my throes I have killed many a cowardly man and beast but you will be the prize of all prizes!
-These fools send their Handmaidens to battle?!
-Your brainball will make a new addition to one of the pikes on the front gates!
-Step forward heathen so that I may look upon the face of the one that soon will taste my steel!
-My body will feed the Earth Mother one day however, she will feast on yours by Morn!
-In my throes I have killed many a cowardly man and beast but you will be the prize of all prizes!
-These fools send their Handmaidens to battle?!
toothill man
Mongoose
forget try it is time too die
end your life now face me in combat
everyman is judged by his death and I am here too pass sentance :twisted:
come pond scum lets dance :twisted:
end your life now face me in combat
everyman is judged by his death and I am here too pass sentance :twisted:
come pond scum lets dance :twisted:
toothill man
Mongoose
you think you have enjured pain before but that was nothing too the masterclass you are about too reap
enter hell knowing you are not the last or the first
enter hell knowing you are not the last or the first
toothill man
Mongoose
and another one bites the dust
goodbye worm food
your life is up time too met the reaper
goodbye worm food
your life is up time too met the reaper
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Anonymous
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To a Falian: I have heard it said that you blacken your faces so your mothers do not recognize you when you creep upon them in the wee small hours.
(Cathal Breac calls his opponent a MOFO in Slaine style)
(Cathal Breac calls his opponent a MOFO in Slaine style)
toothill man
Mongoose
I like that one stranger :twisted: if you are new welcome and if not remem :shock: ber too log on
toothill man
Mongoose
even your stench is weak
you smell like a cheap hooker does your mother know you wear her scent
come on half man lets divide your corpse to be even further
you smell like a cheap hooker does your mother know you wear her scent
come on half man lets divide your corpse to be even further
toothill man
Mongoose
heres havoc on your head
go or I wont hesitate to apply my axe too your skull
my last blow gave you a headache this one will cure it
you will need repairing
go or I wont hesitate to apply my axe too your skull
my last blow gave you a headache this one will cure it
you will need repairing
toothill man
Mongoose
you like my axe.......you can have it :twisted:
the door of battle will not save you when brainbiter knocks
I will knock the wind from out of your bagpipes
these wounds will make you wail
I will spare you if you kiss my.........feet
the door of battle will not save you when brainbiter knocks
I will knock the wind from out of your bagpipes
these wounds will make you wail
I will spare you if you kiss my.........feet
toothill man
Mongoose
To her castle let us enrich our swords with deeds of violence
Aye they will swim in that cows blood
what about I stop your mouth with steel
Death will replace laughter in the air
Aye they will swim in that cows blood
what about I stop your mouth with steel
Death will replace laughter in the air
toothill man
Mongoose
enjoy your last show on earth old man
never underestimate a dwarf with a bellows spear and a warped sense of humor. :lol:
I will harvest your guts too decorate our feasthall.
oh look another victum,ho hum
never underestimate a dwarf with a bellows spear and a warped sense of humor. :lol:
I will harvest your guts too decorate our feasthall.
oh look another victum,ho hum
toothill man
Mongoose
my steel will make sure you never age another day
my blade has the taste for your blood and I have promised her more
let your death teach others the folly of facing me
my blade has the taste for your blood and I have promised her more
let your death teach others the folly of facing me
Daithi O'an tSionnaigh
Mongoose
-The Enemy Of My Enemy-Can Kiss My Axe Too!!
-A Simple Death for a Simple Man!
-Come forth and meet the pointy end of my Death Dealer!
-Eat Flint!
-The time for Jawing like an old woman is done. Time for you to meet the goddess!
-You are nothing more than a Fomorians Bitch!
-A Simple Death for a Simple Man!
-Come forth and meet the pointy end of my Death Dealer!
-Eat Flint!
-The time for Jawing like an old woman is done. Time for you to meet the goddess!
-You are nothing more than a Fomorians Bitch!
toothill man
Mongoose
good 
but have you got it in you too really insult a enemy before there death at your players hands :twisted: well have you :lol:
but have you got it in you too really insult a enemy before there death at your players hands :twisted: well have you :lol:Daithi O'an tSionnaigh
Mongoose
Sure do! Heh! My problem is I would like to rub it in (in jest of course) even to go so far as to have the enemy insult them as they die and spit blood in the face of the players before they have a dirtnap.
toothill man
Mongoose
in our campain the insults fly both ways and that is the bad guys and the npcs as well :twisted: cramps the dwarf had a mouth on him like a open sewer and he was the least rude in his huge famliy :twisted: but yes having the villian curse there blood as he disembowels a npc makes the rerenge all the sweeter one evil formorrian was buried alive for the death of kin its a very celtic way too both act and think :twisted:
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