insults 3 son of,bride of insults

[toothill man]

warrior women now thats a oxymoron :wink:

 

[toothill man]

sheild maiden well I give you the sheild bit but for the other nah :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

the reason you are still a maiden madam is because you are more ugly than my dwarfs butt :lol:

 

[toothill man]

ah dwarf warriors a strange title I call them the warm up 8)

 

[toothill man]

as a dwarf is already a half man lets now try quarters :twisted:

 

[The King]

the reason you are still a maiden madam is because you are more ugly than my dwarfs butt :lol:

are you talking to a drune girl? :lol:

 

[The King]

do you know why you need dwarves? Because you can't ride a horse.

 

[toothill man]

the reason you are still a maiden madam is because you are more ugly than my dwarfs butt :lol:

are you talking to a drune girl? :lol:

no your sister :wink: :lol:

sorry couldnt help myself

 

[The King]

If you let your dwarf sleep in the stable, you should fear he will exhaust your mount.

 

[toothill man]

do you know why you need dwarves? Because you can't ride a horse.

but both need whipping(as toots is taken away by the RSPCA and the RSPD :shock: )

 

[The King]

I understand now why the Formorians invaded us: you smell so bad that when you took a bath you contaminated the waters so much that even they had to go out.

 

[toothill man]

being the opposite sex to the dwarf it was the dwarf that looked cream crackered :wink: :lol:

 

[The King]

the reason you are still a maiden madam is because you are more ugly than my dwarfs butt :lol:

are you talking to a drune girl? :lol:

no your sister :wink: :lol:

sorry couldnt help myself

I don't have any so I don't feel insulted.

 

[toothill man]

ah formorrians did anyone bring the chips :twisted:

 

[toothill man]

or maybe a pickled egg :shock:

 

[The King]

don't you eat popcorns anymore?

 

[toothill man]

or does mothers spots taste nicer :twisted:

 

[The King]

ah formorrians did anyone bring the chips :twisted:

don't you prefer a buoy?

 

[The King]

You are so slow you couldn't even catch some games to make shoes. How do you want to be called a warrior?
Just keep on raising chickens. You could learn much from them.

 

[toothill man]

reminds me of captain pugwash that :twisted: