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Do you expect a reaction while you frantically shout and cry like maiden? Brain and blood and gore is the new deco but the smell is quite awful. I know that many of your kind would rather put a candle in their ass than light a candle for your dead. In the end, it seems everyone of you has its own little pleasure.
 
Your champions are so great that they can play a hero in a movie and depart just the day before a real-life charity concert performed in his neighbourhood. Is it because it brings more money to shed a tear on a screen that you don't give a fu*k about your dead? Or is it because no fake medal is awarded?
 
With how many litres are you soaked before going to the battle field? That's why you have more chance to splash your friends with your puke than to harm your foes with your weapon.
 
Though you may appear warped this is not by far the work of the goddess but rather the result of degenerate inbred.
 
Is that smell coming from your intestinal gas? If you fear the battlefield so much you'd rather play your wind instruments in the local orchestra, entertaining your wives.
 
You look like a sheep herd on its way to the slaughterhouse. Do you use your female as shepherd animals? Our dogs wouldn't even wanna mate with them.
 
Victory's secret is neither in your underwear or in your styles but if you make a hole behind you can still (or styles) hear you fart. Victory? Don't talk about what you don't know. Your empire is down and you do everything to keep it that way.
 
Your war cries sound like hearing someone having his balls ripped off. The most astounding being that you don't have any.
 
Puking, farting and belching is thus your new national anthem. You don't even need lyrics to cover the sounds. As long as you find supporters who like this or who are even raving, you can say you can be defined as a nation.
 
You chose the cock as your tribe's emblem because it is the only bird who can and will sing with its feet bathing in the sh*t

(Source: It's a Belgium joke about the French).
 
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