I'm pretty worried now

Mongoose Chris said:
Surely the Clanking City can fill all your hovercraft needs?

They have a special dog that vomits hovercraft when you whistle dixie at it. For serious.

You see the problem with this is that every dog I have ever known proceeds to eat whatever they vomit up pretty much right after it comes up.

Which I suppose could explain the lack of hovercraft on Glorantha.
 
I just gotta say that Soltakss's post further up the thread here is spot on.

Well said, and I agree with most all of it wholeheartedly.

Just wanted to give a shout out, as it was pretty quickly buried by all the talk of vomit (which I am also cool with mind you).

EDIT: Regarding:

It does sometimes seem that even politely expressed comments are not picked up on or are simply ignored.

I certainly have seen that less than flaming criticism has been acknowledged before, so that bit about even well put criticism's being ignored is not always the case.

Though honestly, I would be happy if they never acknowledged their issues or our complaints as long they move to fix what needs fixing. That is much better than if they were to tell us they hear us and care for us and promise to fix things and then carry on as they were (y'know, like most politicians do).
 
Dead Blue Clown said:
See, you two are joking about this hovercraft, but you won't be laughing when I squeeze it into a sidebar. It'll be all tears and recriminations then.

You do that, I'll write a cult that worships it! And come up with perfectly sane mythological reasons why this is so. :)

Jeff
 
Voriof said:
Dead Blue Clown said:
See, you two are joking about this hovercraft, but you won't be laughing when I squeeze it into a sidebar. It'll be all tears and recriminations then.

You do that, I'll write a cult that worships it! And come up with perfectly sane mythological reasons why this is so. :)

Jeff

I just want to say that while I fully intend on holding polls, such actions as mentioned above will certainly increase the chances of my vote leaning towards eating mugs or worse.
 
Rurik said:
Voriof said:
You do that, I'll write a cult that worships it! And come up with perfectly sane mythological reasons why this is so. :)

Jeff

I just want to say that while I fully intend on holding polls, such actions as mentioned above will certainly increase the chances of my vote leaning towards eating mugs or worse.

Heh. Just you wait till I start writing about ducks - again.

Jeff
 
Voriof said:
You do that, I'll write a cult that worships it! And come up with perfectly sane mythological reasons why this is so. :)

I can picture the worshippers of the Zistorite Landship already...

- Q
 
Damn it, I wish Ninthcouncil would get back online. I'm sick of typing things like "NAME has an agenda that revolves around..." and "...which, according to NAME, is exactly how things should proceed."
 
Dead Blue Clown said:
ninthcouncil said:
Dead Blue Clown said:
Do you want to name a Zistorite?

That would be nice! (Shades of Fast Show, there....)

The guy in question serves on the Council of Flesh and Metal, the city's governing body, and is part of a militant Faction called the Teeth of the Saw-Blade who are dedicated to breaking the siege of Zistorwal. He's had over half his body replaced with bronze and iron mechamagical implants and he's noted as a possible mentor for characters interested in having similar surgery done themsevles. He has a mechamagical jaw complete with the capability of spitting poison, and he's working on a method where he can increase the potency of the venom by ritually consecrating oil from the gears of the Great Machine, mixing it with the blood of mostali, then storing it in the glass fluid vials attached to his throat.

Now name that bitch and make him feel loved.

Brundal Fulmar, also known (though not in his presence) as "Rotgob"
 
ninthcouncil said:
Dead Blue Clown said:
ninthcouncil said:
That would be nice! (Shades of Fast Show, there....)

The guy in question serves on the Council of Flesh and Metal, the city's governing body, and is part of a militant Faction called the Teeth of the Saw-Blade who are dedicated to breaking the siege of Zistorwal. He's had over half his body replaced with bronze and iron mechamagical implants and he's noted as a possible mentor for characters interested in having similar surgery done themsevles. He has a mechamagical jaw complete with the capability of spitting poison, and he's working on a method where he can increase the potency of the venom by ritually consecrating oil from the gears of the Great Machine, mixing it with the blood of mostali, then storing it in the glass fluid vials attached to his throat.

Now name that bitch and make him feel loved.

Brundal Fulmar, also known (though not in his presence) as "Rotgob"

Holy crap, that was fast.

Consider it done.
 
Quire said:
ninthcouncil said:
Brundal Fulmar, also known (though not in his presence) as "Rotgob"

Does he live at No. 42?

- Q
:wink: Actually, the Fulmar is a delightful seabird that defends its cliffside nesting sites by spitting a stream of acrid vomit in the eyes of potential predators.
 
ninthcouncil said:
Actually, the Fulmar is a delightful seabird that defends its cliffside nesting sites by spitting a stream of acrid vomit in the eyes of potential predators.

Ooh! Nice choice!

- Q
 
ninthcouncil said:
Quire said:
ninthcouncil said:
Brundal Fulmar, also known (though not in his presence) as "Rotgob"

Does he live at No. 42?

- Q
:wink: Actually, the Fulmar is a delightful seabird that defends its cliffside nesting sites by spitting a stream of acrid vomit in the eyes of potential predators.

Not only is that a cracking name, I feel like I've been educated too! I love this forum :D
 
gamesmeister said:
ninthcouncil said:
Quire said:
Does he live at No. 42?

- Q
:wink: Actually, the Fulmar is a delightful seabird that defends its cliffside nesting sites by spitting a stream of acrid vomit in the eyes of potential predators.

Not only is that a cracking name, I feel like I've been educated too! I love this forum :D

Just so long as it involves vomit I am happy.
 
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