If Conan was a GM...

[MGBM]

...would he say something like this?

 

[Clovenhoof]

To crush the PCs, see their sheets pile before you, and to hear the lamentations of the players

I *KNEW* it would be something like this when I read the thread title on the board. ^_^
Very nice, thanks for the grin. Maybe I'll print that out and make it my GM file cover sheet.

 

[The King]

That's why I ask Mongoose to prepare us a screen for the 2nd edition that is as thick as RQ's...
So that those GMs who aren't Conan can protect themselves against the players throwing dices at them. :wink:

 

[Bjorn the Barbarian]

Makes a cool poster. I'll hang it up in our gaming area. :twisted:

Thanks.

 

[Kargush]

Awesome! That one will most certainly become a firm favorite in my circles!

 

[Harlock]

At the risk of sounding punny he'd hafta change his name to Conan the Librarian. Come to think of it, he'd be good at dealing with the scholar pc who instists on having 18 dex and 18/00 strength.

 

[Der Rote Baron]

I am getting that picture printed on a t-shirt so there can be no doubt anymore WHO is the GM, WHO calls the shots, and WHO is in charge at the gaming-table!

So send them crackers and munchies my way, fathead, or your character is dead meat!

P.S.: I' get one for a friend of mine, too - nice birthday present, methinks.