Hyborian Xmas: What would your PCs be doing?

See my post below for more detail

  • Burgling the tower of Zantaclus

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  • Fetching a lamp for Abadnazar

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  • Escorting the Magi’s caravan

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  • Raiding the Magi’s caravan

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  • Ale & whores at a very busy inn

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  • Help the Holy Family escape

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  • Rob the unusually rich carpenter

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  • Stop the king’s men slaughtering innocents

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  • Making “longspear shishkababies”

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  • Something else (elucidate below)

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Only 4 months left to plan, and if anyone has the inclination to write to write one of these hooks into a full adventure for S&P, that’d be great.

Burgling the tower of Zantaclus:
Whilst committing a fairly standard robbery, the PCs stumble upon the sorcerer’s plot to plant living-toy spies in the houses of prominent nobles. And there’s a stable full of demonic flying reindeer, the leader of which can breath fire from his nose…

Fetching a lamp for Abadnazar:
It’s a tomb-raid mission, you can keep all the treasure except for a battered old lamp, look out for the scholar’s idiot nephew Aladin. For an extra twist, the treasure cave is actually the den of a gang of thieves; 40 of them…

These are all opportunities in a Hyborian ripoff of the Christian Nativity story; and there’s no reason the father of the Divine Child has to be a nice god like Mitra…

Escorting/Raiding the Magi’s caravan:
Anyone know the market price for frankincense and myrrh?

Ale & whores at a very busy inn:
As you stumble outside to relieve yourself, you notice a lot of weird lights around the stables…

Help the Holy Family escape:
Just as well they can afford to hire some guards with that gold the Magi gave them; the king has sent a full company of soldiers to slaughter every baby in the land...

Rob the unusually rich carpenter:
Of course, this will annoy someone with powerful connections…

Stop the king’s men slaughtering innocents:
I think Conan would at least try, especially if there were some cute mamas…

Making “longspear shishkababies”:
The king might find it politically useful to employ mercenaries for this. Or, if using the Nasty Devine/Demonic Father option, it could be an Omen-style mission, just targeting the hellspawn…
 
Ale and Whores; Wine and Wenches; Brandy and Broads; Lotus and Ladies.............What the Hell! It's Hyborian Xmas!!!
 
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