Haggis in the Wild

[ottarrus]

Well, we've been talking off and on about a Traveller 'animals and environments' type of book. For inspiration's sake, allow me to present some trail camera footage that caught Scottish Haggis in it's natural habitat!

 

[Condottiere]

Honouring the haggis.


Ah wish ah wis in th' land o' plaid,
auld lang syne ur nae mislaid;
look awa'! keek awa'! keek awa'! haggis land.
In haggis land whaur ah wis born,
early oan yin frosty morn,
look awa'! keek awa'! keek awa'! haggis land.

Then ah wish ah wis in haggis, hooray! hooray!
in haggis land i’ll tak' mah wee dram 'n' dine on haggis,
away, awa', awa' doon goes th' haggis,
away, awa', awa' doon goes th' haggis.

 

[Tom B]

I now want to create a haggis creature for Traveller. A group of early explorers from Earth visiting a new planet discover a small creature and the Scottish person on the crew says that looks just like a haggis but all the legs are the same length.