Did Your Character Survive CharGen?

[dmccoy1693]

Here's a fun challenge: make a character and use the optional "your character dies if he/she fails the survival check" rule. Keep doing this until the character dies. Tell the tale of how your character died.

 

[Condottiere]

Slipped on a banana peel after stepping off the bus at boot camp.

Unfortunately, trainee medics were useless and Died On Arrival, literally.