mrambassador1
Mongoose
What scams do you think they would have in the B5 universe.
B5 Scams
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mrambassador1
Mongoose
Greetings. I am representing an important Centauri noble who has 50 millions of ducats in an account. Due to Centauri regulations regarding nobles withdrawing their own money I have been asked to make agreement of you to assist this fine upstanding noble family. If you could please reply to this message to indicate you are willing to withdraw noble money ducats on his behalf I have been authorized to make gift you of 5 million dukats for your assistance in this sensitive matter.
Yours sincerely, the Reverend Doctor General Abrahamo Lincolni
Yours sincerely, the Reverend Doctor General Abrahamo Lincolni
mrambassador1
Mongoose
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Lord David the Denied
Mongoose
I'm having visions of a pak'ma'ra used starship salesman trying to shift knackered old derelicts and being arrested by Garibaldi and his men...
David Anla Shok'
Mongoose
You! Yes, you! can be the owner of this fine alien artifact, guarenteed safe! No poison needles or hidden alien entities! and for only 19.95 credits!
But wait! There's more! If you call within the next standard hour, we'll throw in a set of Centauri sex toys! Yes! You can be the proud owner of "stimulators" and of course, there are six
But wait! There's more! If you call within the next standard hour, we'll throw in a set of Centauri sex toys! Yes! You can be the proud owner of "stimulators" and of course, there are six
David said:!we'll throw in a set of Centauri sex toys! Yes! You can be the proud owner of "stimulators" and of course, there are six
:lol: :lol: :lol: The mind boogles, and with six stimulators it probably wouldn't be the only thing.
For some reason whenever I think of B5 scams it is always the Brikiri and humans who pop into mind. Can't imagine a Drazi thinking up a scam beyond 'hit him on the head, and go through his pockets. A Minbari scam would probably go along the lines of inviting everyone to a religious cerimony, and when all the guests have passed out due to boredom go through their wallets and get their bank account numbers. I'm not sure how many triangles, and little bits of fruit I could handle before going to sleep.
cadno ap annwn
Mongoose
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Cadno
*Note - this offer is only valid every 1000 years and only telepaths are eligable, please make sure you are have your P rating when you arrive*
Cadno
mrambassador1
Mongoose
Drazi Scam
New craze direct from Earth. An ancient Earth technology called hypercolour allows your purple sash to turn green when it gets warm. Simply blow hot air on your sash, or cold air/water and beat the snot out of everyone you please, not just half of them. Purple leader bugging the $#!% out of you, simply blow on your sash and happily beat him to a pulp.
New craze direct from Earth. An ancient Earth technology called hypercolour allows your purple sash to turn green when it gets warm. Simply blow hot air on your sash, or cold air/water and beat the snot out of everyone you please, not just half of them. Purple leader bugging the $#!% out of you, simply blow on your sash and happily beat him to a pulp.
cadno ap annwn
Mongoose
hiffano said:
Ouch :shock:
Rich
l33tpenguin
Mongoose
cadno ap annwn said:
This actually benefited me, since I bought all mine at 20% off
David Anla Shok'
Mongoose
l33tpenguin said:cadno ap annwn said:
This actually benefited me, since I bought all mine at 20% off
Opportunist!
l33tpenguin
Mongoose
David said:
Well, I do live in a capitalist society. If I had the money, I would have bought even more and sold them on e-bay at a marked up price!
Don't hate, I would have just been securing models for you to buy later rather than at the time of the sale. mrambassador1
Mongoose
Vree Scam
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Locutus9956
Mongoose
Well in all fairness we DID get a 20% discount at least (though I probably wouldnt have rushed quite as much as I did (that said the stuff I bought I was in a hurry for anyway to get my fleet for the Dilgar War tourney so would have rushed even had I not been thinking the minis were going away for good).
(that said the stuff I bought I was in a hurry for anyway to get my fleet for the Dilgar War tourney so would have rushed even had I not been thinking the minis were going away for good).Greg Smith
Mongoose
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*Small print:
If at any time you want to opt out, we promise to do everything we can to keep you as a customer, including poisoning your girlfriend.
In the event that we decide to leave the galaxy, you are on your own.
Futher to this, should one of our vassal races blame you for our departure, we take no responsibility for any mind controlling aliens they may place upon your person or fusion bombs they detonate in your capital city.
We take no responsibility if advanced races consider you tainted and attampt to blow up your planet.
