"Hey look Brain, Tim's hat is talking."
"HALLO TIM'S HAT! DO WE LOOK JUST LIKE MICE FROM ALL THE WAY UP THERE?"
"Pinky, we are Mice."
"Oh, well that clinches it then. I wonder what I'd look like if I got closer then?"
"A bigger idiot."
"Egad Brain! Is there something you don't know?"
"Yes Pinky. Why I put up with you."