Who is the True MRQ King or Queen?

Who Should be Regent?

  • The King - Long Live the King!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • MongooseCharlie - God Bless the Queen!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I am uncomfortable taking firm positions on matters (i.e. a 'wuss').

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0
Well the King has been here since the start, and that wanna be queen is some new upstart, so I'm sticking with the Good Old Boy network.
 
A Python quote always helps in troubled matters like these:

King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

Woman: King of the who?

King Arthur: King of the Britons.

Woman: Who are the Britons?

King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.

Woman: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Dennis: You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...

Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would...

King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Woman: No one lives there.

King Arthur: Then who is your lord?

Woman: We don't have a lord.

Dennis: I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...
 
There's also something about him being the King - "How do you know he's the King?"

"He isn 't covered in shit"

Which is probably the best description of a King I've ever heard.
 
Rurik said:
Based on this thread here:

http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=35306

We need a way of deciding who should be MRQ Regent.

Normally I feel strongly that kingships should be decided by violent conflict, but as that is likely to lead to mass bannings from the board we are left with no other choice but to democratically elect our king or queen.
Indeed, this is a shame because I always thought people and their interests were better represented by a King than by any would-be democracy and its "Free World (TM)". At least a King could do anything he wanted without asking. But curiously, most presidents and PMs do exactly the same, though they have a mandate.

lastbesthope said:
Charlie, I've met her, and likely will do again, so if i don't vote for her it'll be off with my head!

:lol:

LBH
But you don't have two heads, don't you? :twisted:
 
Enough of this piffle!

It is I, Lord High Munchkin freshly returned from the lands of "Real Life" (much over-rated) - only to discover that an upstart poll has been arranged without me!

I demand a re-count!!!
 
Lord High Munchkin said:
Enough of this piffle!

It is I, Lord High Munchkin freshly returned from the lands of "Real Life" (much over-rated) - only to discover that an upstart poll has been arranged without me!

I demand a re-count!!!

Unfortunately there is no way to edit the poll once it is created.

My advice to you is to lay low until a clear winner is decided and then make your move on the throne - there is no need to risk uniting The King and MongooseCharlie against you now.
 
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