So I says to myself - how could they possibly top the cheese-fest that was the original Total Recall, a story so barely based on the source material as to make Johnny Mnemonic seem like a scene by scene adaptation of a William Gibson story?
Turns out, they don't appear to be going in the same direction at all. And Colin Farrell in the lead role? I can't even remotely picture him as a kick-ass secret agent, so he's just about perfect for the role. I'll definitely see it - maybe not on the big screen, but I'll definitely see it eventually.