New Conan Like Old Conan - Roland Kickinger Conan?

[Strom]

Roland Kickinger is the new Conan apparently:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/con...ketchup_conan_gets_a_new_austrian_bodybuilder

I'm shocked! I thought they would ignore the popularity of CTB.

 

[Strom]

Guess there are conflicting reports on Mr. Roland:

http://www.latinoreview.com/news/debunked-kickinger-not-conan-7187

I guess we will know sooner or later.

 

[David St-Michel]

As so long as I don't see any wrestlers as Conan...

*taps battleaxe on the ground patiently, looking around*

 

[tneva82]

Hopefully they remember this time that the hair is supposed to be BLACK instead of light brown. Grrr!

 

[Jacek]

What problem is there in dying it a bit?

 

[Supplement Four]

Conan needs an Irish accent, not an Austrian one.

 

[Demetrio]

More than any of those things, Conan needs a decent actor...

 

[Yogah of Yag]

Conan needs an Irish accent, not an Austrian one.

Irish or Scottish would work fine, but are there any bodybuilders from those countries? Now, Paul Telfer, who's Scottish, would do fine, IMHO, but I doubt that he's in the running.

 

[tneva82]

What problem is there in dying it a bit?

Ask the fellows who made Conan the Barbarian ;-)

 

[Jacek]

I did but they wouldn't listen

 

[Hervé]

The funniest thing about all this is that Roland is an anagram of Arnold. It's sure the sign of some dark power at work... :shock:

 

[Jacek]

Good eye you've got there, Herve. I haven't noticed that.

 

[David St-Michel]

haha.

Cloned austrian bodybuilder to make the second generation of Ah-nuld.

 

[Kortoso]

Didn't the Nazis have a program for breeding athletes?

 

[David St-Michel]

They also had a program concerning the occult, though my knowledge of the third Reich is limited to a few books read years ago, Wikipedia, and online sites.

So hopefully this has nothing to do with them.