Kzinti on the viewer scope

Trenchbucket

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I heard they look more like Kilrathi, but when i came across one of their ships i saw this :!:
 

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Wicked art work there.

Though i thought just having a fun post would be good as some people are over thinking alot on the rules etc atm.


"Bring on the kitties, Roll on the fur!"
 
Personally I can't wait until the Kzinti fleets release... I only have Feds because I dislike playing with counters. :D
 
...and thus, after Grand Admiral Thar saw how Federation propogandists had cast a dire insult in their 'suitable for public assimilation' potrayal of their proud warrior species, he knew there was only one way such a challenge could be answered.

The next day the entire 1st-6th Kzinti fleets invaded Federation space in what Kzinti historians would later call "The Honor Wars."

Unofficially, Kzinti warriors called them the "~Snarl~, ~Rip~." wars. Roughly translated, it was the "How long it takes wriggling monkeys to stop squirming and squealing, when impaled overhead on our claws with their insides at a pool at our feet."


:mrgreen:
 
Hang On! You said "Beautiful Kzinti Ships". Words that should never go together. They all look like squashed cats with bubble heads.

(said from my Cloaked Romulan SparrowHawk).
 
Clanger said:
Hang On! You said "Beautiful Kzinti Ships". Words that should never go together. They all look like squashed cats with bubble heads.

(said from my Cloaked Romulan SparrowHawk).

In a universe where apparently Kzinti starship architects are limited with CAD programs with lower than 8 bit graphics. Like max 10 polygons... :shock:

Sad, because Kzinti are my favorite faction :mrgreen:
 
"Admiral Grnarlyeaterofromulanprisoers, Admiral Grnarlyeaterofromulanprisoers the Kzinti are invading the Federation."

Admiral Grnarlyeaterofromulanprisoers looks up from his plate of barbequed Tribles. "What about the treaty, the war against the Klinks and the other furballs?"

Nervous Gorn least claw form the communications team (Expendable, delivering bad news for the use of) "They are Invading because the Federation says Kzinti ships look like road kill cats"

Admiral Grnarlyeaterofromulanprisoers ponders this for a while.

"So the Furballs are attacking the Flat-tops because the Flat-tops think the Furball ships look like road kill. Hummmmmmm. Best alert the fleets then, the Furballs will be attacking us next. After all they do have the most ugly ships in known space. Floating road kill cats."
 
The great and magnificent Federation recognizes the unique sensibilities and pride of out noble allies and would never insult (and thus be forced to squish) such a cute little race of kitties. A proper master never offends the house pets.
 
McKinstry said:
The great and magnificent Federation recognizes the unique sensibilities and pride of out noble allies and would never insult (and thus be forced to squish) such a cute little race of kitties. A proper master never offends the house pets.

Wow, a Diplomat in action.

He said that with a straight face :shock:
 
McKinstry said:
The great and magnificent Federation recognizes the unique sensibilities and pride of out noble allies and would never insult (and thus be forced to squish) such a cute little race of kitties. A proper master never offends the house pets.
The cute little race of kitties would like a word with you now...
 

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