Hi all.
Here is some advice from the Facebook group "Everything we Needed to Know in Life we Learned from Conan!" It's all based on the first movie. Text reproduced below.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211493350&ref=nf
Here is another link for the literary Conan.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=9acfcf2444285456a4a14dbee8f66787&gid=2209357965
Even Howard has fan pages.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=9acfcf2444285456a4a14dbee8f66787&gid=75007890250
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=9acfcf2444285456a4a14dbee8f66787&gid=8234852788
And I thought the internet was only good for porn.
Cheers,
Brisco.
*************
There is no need for the awkward, morning after encounter with a girl you just slept with: just throw her in the fire.
The best things in life: To crush your enemies, see them flee before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Having sex with a woman within 36 hours of meeting her is not irresponsible, it's expected.
Meals consist of meat, meat cooked over a fire, meat on a stick, and more meat. With some wine of course.
It is socially acceptable to abuse animals, i.e. biting vultures, stabbing giant snakes, kicking dogs, and of course, punching camels.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. . . and powder that makes fire blue.
One does not need a college education. One must simply push a large grain mill deep in the desert until he is discovered as a prize fighter.
If your girlfriend dies, you must build her a funeral pyre, and then there is a required 12 hour mourning period before hooking up with the next woman.
At a party, if there is any random pot of boiling liquid, it is customary to push it over, preferably ontop of the orgy.
One does not need to pray to gods, because "they do not listen." However, if one does pray, it must be in ultimatum form ending in "If not, the hell with you."
Beware of women who make any reference to longing for you even after they have died. These women are stage five clingers, and will appear, after death, in a valkyrie suit.
Any, I repeat, any surface is flammable, especially marble.
When 2 or more women say something to you in the streets, and you are drunk, it is socially acceptable to yell "You are all a bunch of sluts!"
Higher education, which involves reading, women, and sword technique, is best attained in Mongolia.
Here is some advice from the Facebook group "Everything we Needed to Know in Life we Learned from Conan!" It's all based on the first movie. Text reproduced below.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211493350&ref=nf
Here is another link for the literary Conan.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=9acfcf2444285456a4a14dbee8f66787&gid=2209357965
Even Howard has fan pages.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=9acfcf2444285456a4a14dbee8f66787&gid=75007890250
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=9acfcf2444285456a4a14dbee8f66787&gid=8234852788
And I thought the internet was only good for porn.
Cheers,
Brisco.
*************
There is no need for the awkward, morning after encounter with a girl you just slept with: just throw her in the fire.
The best things in life: To crush your enemies, see them flee before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Having sex with a woman within 36 hours of meeting her is not irresponsible, it's expected.
Meals consist of meat, meat cooked over a fire, meat on a stick, and more meat. With some wine of course.
It is socially acceptable to abuse animals, i.e. biting vultures, stabbing giant snakes, kicking dogs, and of course, punching camels.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. . . and powder that makes fire blue.
One does not need a college education. One must simply push a large grain mill deep in the desert until he is discovered as a prize fighter.
If your girlfriend dies, you must build her a funeral pyre, and then there is a required 12 hour mourning period before hooking up with the next woman.
At a party, if there is any random pot of boiling liquid, it is customary to push it over, preferably ontop of the orgy.
One does not need to pray to gods, because "they do not listen." However, if one does pray, it must be in ultimatum form ending in "If not, the hell with you."
Beware of women who make any reference to longing for you even after they have died. These women are stage five clingers, and will appear, after death, in a valkyrie suit.
Any, I repeat, any surface is flammable, especially marble.
When 2 or more women say something to you in the streets, and you are drunk, it is socially acceptable to yell "You are all a bunch of sluts!"
Higher education, which involves reading, women, and sword technique, is best attained in Mongolia.
