Plus there's never been a caravan guard mission that hasn't been ambushed. It's in The Rules...
Ah, sure there have been. It's just never the One That The Adventurers Are Guarding. Why, everyone knows trouble follows adventurers around like a problematic shadow.
Heck, if adventurers were
really clever, they'd start extorting towns and villages so as to ensure that they
don't visit them. As soon as adventurers hit any sort of organized community whatsoever, suddenly there are mysterious murders that need solving, strange cults kidnapping innocents, corrupt politicians that overstep their bounds, etc.
Kinda how like how in "Murder, she wrote," whenever there was a murder Angela Lansbury
always managed to be nearby, ready to 'solve' it. I mean, c'mon, didn't anybody start suspecting things when a murder-mystery writer suddenly starts showing up
every time someone in the town is killed, and she's the only one who can solve it (and then goes on to wroite a book about it and make millions)...!? :twisted: