ottarrus
Emperor Mongoose
It's election time in the US [may God help us all] and before The Stupid gets REALLY wound up in September there is still some time for a sense of humor.
My name is Carl Hicks and because of my name about half of my online life is just two memes:
- STFU Carl! memes [particularly popular with old warhead veterans like myself - some of them are pretty funny, look them up]
- And my future self, Cpl Dwayne Hicks of the US Colonial Marines from the Aliens movie. Between 'Wake Hicks up!' and 'It's the only way to be sure', I spend a lot of time advocating the use of nuclear weapons fired from orbit.
But as we all gird our loins to bestow the powerful elected office on Earth to the lowest common denominator yet again, I think I've found two candidates I can honestly get behind:
[Note: Yes, the tee-shirt is OTW]
My name is Carl Hicks and because of my name about half of my online life is just two memes:
- STFU Carl! memes [particularly popular with old warhead veterans like myself - some of them are pretty funny, look them up]
- And my future self, Cpl Dwayne Hicks of the US Colonial Marines from the Aliens movie. Between 'Wake Hicks up!' and 'It's the only way to be sure', I spend a lot of time advocating the use of nuclear weapons fired from orbit.
But as we all gird our loins to bestow the powerful elected office on Earth to the lowest common denominator yet again, I think I've found two candidates I can honestly get behind:
[Note: Yes, the tee-shirt is OTW]
