Dag' Kar' kar' kar' kar' kar' kar

[No. 1 Bear]

This is just a bit of fun not meant to be serious but lets have a laugh.

Imagine a tolloth remove the middle section.
Get 6 Dag kars remove the emine launchers.
Get allot of people with welders and stick it all together.

You get the idea.

PL lv. War

Spd 6
Turn 1/45
Hull 5

Damage 110/30
Crew 126/42
Troops:- 12

Craft 0
Special rules: Jump Engine, Lumbering,
In Service Unknown, not really cost effective just a design

Weapon Range Arc Ad Special
Energy Mine 30 F 6 AP, Emine, SL Triple Damage
Energy Mine 30 F 6 AP, Emine, SL Triple Damage
Energy Mine 30 F 6 AP, Emine, SL Triple Damage
Energy Mine 30 F 6 AP, Emine, SL Triple Damage
Energy Mine 30 F 6 AP, Emine, SL Triple Damage
Energy Mine 30 F 6 AP, Emine, SL Triple Damage
Ion Torpedo 30 F 4 Precise, Super AP


Special Rule

Really Freakin Scary aaaaaaaaar its got lots of bombs we are all dead. Revert more power to the weapons try harder., Every weapon directed agaisnt this ship immediatly gains TL, beams are void. Beams move up one damage step instead Quad damage becomes Funth or 5x damage.


Dag kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Imagine a tloth but stick a drain pipe in between the two wings.

PL lv. War

Spd 6
Turn 1/45
Hull 5

Damage 110/30
Crew 126/42
Troops:- 12

Craft 0
Special rules: Jump Engine, Lumbering,
In Service Unknown, not really cost effective just a design

Weapon Range Arc Ad Special
Super E Mine 45 F 20 Emine Super AP Quad Damage
Ion Torpedo 30 F 4 Precise Super Ap


Specail Rules

Really Really Freakin Scary aaaaaaaaar its got a reall big bombs we are all dead. Revert more power to the weapons try harder., Every weapon directed agaisnt this ship immediatly gains TL and goes up a damage step, beams are void. Beams move up 2 damage steps instead so 5x and 6x damage is achievable..

Prolonged Emines
This emine does not die unlike others its presence lingers for many hours causing a region of space to become deadly for long periods.
Effect. The targetted area takes eefects as normal for the first turn.
Second turn an emine with 20 ad AP dd centred around the point at which the emine was orriginally fired.
3rd turn 10 AD AP dd emine
4th turn 5 AD dd emine
5th turn 5 ad emine
6th turn 2 ad emine
7th turn effects over.
This may be fired against planets as it was designed for planetry assult and attack both troops and emplacements over the 6 turns as well as ships and fighters landed on the planet.



Comments welcome

 

[Lokai]

did someone bump into their old AoG dag Kar christmas ship data sheet?

SCARY!!!!!!

 

[l33tpenguin]

Should just make the e-mine 36 AD...

 

[No. 1 Bear]

yeh but then it doesnt look as scary.

 

[l33tpenguin]

A 36 AD weapon isn't scary? :shock:

 

[CZuschlag]

The Dag'dag'dag'dag'dag'kar was published as part of Agents of Gaming's running "April Fools" ship releases.

This is the same --- a humor item, but nothing further and certainly nothing real.

 

[AdrianH]

For amusement value, wait until that self-propelled drainpipe lets off its prolonged energy mine. Hit it with a "No SA" critical so it can't All Stop. And for good measure, hit it with a gravitic shifter. Then sit back and snigger as it runs into its own mine.

Almost as amusing is to watch the owner of the ship with six energy mine launchers and an ion cannon after you win initiative, shoot first and score a "Random arc, no fire" critical.

When one of these ships is destroyed, don't roll on the Damage Table. It explodes immediately, automatically and spectacularly. All ships with 12" take 55AD plus a full salvo of energy mines. Anything which survives has to roll CQ 9 or spend the next round doing nothing as the entire crew goes "What the ****!". (Shadow and Vorlon ships have no crews but are alive, so it's the ship itself which goes "What the ****!".)

 

[Tolwyn]

The Dag'dag'dag'dag'dag'kar was published as part of Agents of Gaming's running "April Fools" ship releases.

This is the same --- a humor item, but nothing further and certainly nothing real.

Yeah, the ship was quite frighteneing for an April Fool's ship.

the single ship from AOG I want to see become real is the EA Medusa Battleship 8)

 

[Locutus9956]

AoG made a bunch of such 'joke' ships.

The Narn Da'ga'ga'ga'ga'ga'ga'ga'kar was according to AOG named after the sound the centauri admiral made upon first spotting it

Some other clasics they came up with:

The Posseidonova. Take one Posseidon hull. Cover every square inch of it with big guns. The downside to this design was that they couldnt get an extension cable long enough to use it as the power requirements were way too big for any generators they could fit in it.

The White Shar. Take one sharlin. Upgrade all its weapons to whitestar weapons and give it the same maneuvering capabilites. Tada

Santas Sleigh. This was superb and has to be seen for yourself.

They're all availalble as PDFs dotted around on various websites so just google away and I'm sure you'll find em

 

[Lorcan Nagle]

AoG made a bunch of such 'joke' ships.

The Narn Da'ga'ga'ga'ga'ga'ga'ga'kar was according to AOG named after the sound the centauri admiral made upon first spotting it

Some other clasics they came up with:

The Posseidonova. Take one Posseidon hull. Cover every square inch of it with big guns. The downside to this design was that they couldnt get an extension cable long enough to use it as the power requirements were way too big for any generators they could fit in it.

The White Shar. Take one sharlin. Upgrade all its weapons to whitestar weapons and give it the same maneuvering capabilites. Tada

Santas Sleigh. This was superb and has to be seen for yourself.

They're all availalble as PDFs dotted around on various websites so just google away and I'm sure you'll find em

Or indeed, still on AOG's site: http://www.agentsofgaming.com/b5wship.htm