[Conan] The Barbarian (2011)

Aggghhh....
The double scimitar, what a dumb idea, every physics major and even normal people know that if you disperse your sword swing over two impacting edges you will lessen the impact by 50%!!!!!
That's why there has never been a "double sword" ever invented.

Marique's "Freddy Krueger Claws" pretty wicked, but lame. If she is a "witch" I wanted her to grow some fingernails to about 2 inches long, file them to points, paint them black or leave them clear and then do all the mayhem and stuff.

Zims Boat/ battering ram transported by elephants: I would love to see the defenders launch 20 fire arrows at the elephants, have the elephants go run amok, destroyed the boat in the process and trample Zims army in the process. Nice thinking dudes!

If you have the Octopus at the bottom of the castle and have sacrifices there with Prisoners in cages, and you are worshipping the octupus god headdress, why take the last Acheronian 1500 feet up to Skull mountain!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH!
 
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