CONAN OR SLAINE, WHO'S FIT FOR THE JOB OF BEING YOUR DADDY?

[SON OF A BITCH]

who would knock the bag out of the other...Conan is tidy but slaine is amazing, maybe someone can cross over the worlds and arrange a 15 round bout, no gloves, no referee, just swords.....something tells me it would either get to round 1 or round 126, but slaine would win cause he's probably irish lol im eating beans in the living room in my pj's, anyone?

 

[McKickaha]

Sounds like one for Harry Hill

 

[SON OF A BITCH]

nah harry hill cant fight, id bet he would die in a fight wiv those two mate....beans, anyone?

 

[Strom]

Son of a bitch!

Conan would win easy. No contest!

I'm eating chips on the couch.

 

[Malcadon]

Sláine, Thundarr, Fafhrd, Cohen, Kalidor, Arak, Korgoth, Den, Brock Sampson, He-Man, Blackstar, Beastmaster, Grignr, Wulfgar, Kratos, Arkon, Norman, Zandor, Mightor, Ka-Zar, Teegra, Larn, Dave, Bobby, Thrud, Groo, Thogor, Warloard, Claw, Wolf, Ironjaw, Brak, Adrian, Asterix, Juulute Wolfheart, and so on, and so forth...

Conan would kick and p0wn all their asses!!! \,,/_

(...or Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweeter!) :shock

 

[rabindranath72]

Malcadon, you forgot Kane

 

[Spongly]

Cohen the barbarian would outlast them all. You don't have to be the best at killing, just the best at not being killed.

 

[The King]

May be we could add Superman visiting the past of the Earth or Elric with Stormbringer travelling the multiverse.

In fact I think there was even a fight between Elric and Conan in an earlier comics (Conan the Barbarien reprinted by Dark Horse with the name The chronicles of Conan). The result of course was a stalemat.

Marvel did a lot of these "arranged" fights between superheroes and noone did ever really won, excepted the silver surfer.

 

[Malcadon]

Malcadon, you forgot Kane

Kane? KANE!

KAAAANE...!

With all the wannabe Conans I have listed, from highly diverse mediums, I was bound to miss a few. Plus, Kane could be anyone - a pilgrim, a wrastler, and numerous comicbook characters. And yes, Conan would kick his ass to!

 

[The King]

BTW sob, are yur mothers watching the match considering you know which one is yoursor is she also working at evening hours.

 

[Der Rote Baron]

Cohen the barbarian would outlast them all. You don't have to be the best at killing, just the best at not being killed.

Ahm ... that is Cohen the Rabbi! He could kick you out of shul and send you to bed with no gefillte fish because you didn't learn your talmud, you shlemil!
But I guess he would have a hard time even against Ator or any other Italian wannabe-barbarian, let alone Slaine. :wink:

By the way: The Slaine vs. Conan-Question is not a very evenly sided one when you ask them on a CONAN-forum! 8)

 

[rabindranath72]

I was referring to Wagner's Kane, but the Star Trek Kane is also nice

 

[Diabolus]

I thought you were talking about Soloman Kane and not Star Trek's Kahn.

 

[Malcadon]

I was referring to Wagner's Kane, but the Star Trek Kane is also nice

Me to. But when you yell out "Kane!", it nearly sounds like "Khan!'... :roll: Do I have to explain everything?


By the way, can you folks identify which fiction the above characters I listed go to?