JLS83WARRIOR
Mongoose
ScipioAmericanus said:JLS83WARRIOR said:You like that bird to much.
1. Doesn't b*tch at me if I stay out late.
2. Likes to be with me when I paint minis.
3. Doesn't buy 2 or more outfits and matching pairs of shoes every week, then expect me to surrender yet more closet space to store them.
4. Is always genuinely glad to see me.
5. Idea of a great dinner is grapes, apples, snow peas, strawberries and orange...not $150 plus at the latest trendy restaurant.
6. Idea of a great toy is a $5.50 plastic chain that she can climb on, not an Audi TT.
7. Could care less about her birthday or Christmas, since parrots hate "new" stuff.
8. Considerably broader vocabulary than "Again? We already have this month!"
9. Emotional maturity of a 2yr old...a decided improvement.
10. Totally unconditional love.
Also...Hates soap operas, loves Battlestar Galactica, Firefly and Serenity, and war movies.
I'm allowed to like my bird. But I don't just like her, I love her. I'm allowed to do that also.
So 2 post is all it took you to crack, I was just playin with ya, lots of people have birds on this forum but your the only one who has theres in there sig.