B5 humor anyone?

[Shadow Queen]

Shadow Queen... NEVER AGAIN. I read maybe 1/4 of that thing, and thought I was almost done so I scrolled down to see how much more I had to go, only to discover that there is a damn long way left to go for me to finish...

Seriously dude. I second (maybe third by this point) that motion. Funny, but only until you realize that someone just composed an EPIC for you to read.

And that they are all B5 jokes.

I got it off www.Spacebattles.com sorry boys

 

[TGT]

you think a Cats go quack!

 

[emperorpenguin]

Did you know he and spock are from Canada?

No, Spock is from VULCAN

 

[Shadow Queen]

Did you know he and spock are from Canada?

No, Spock is from VULCAN

The guy who plays him ::looks for ppg::

 

[emperorpenguin]

Did you know he and spock are from Canada?

No, Spock is from VULCAN

The guy who plays him ::looks for ppg::

He is called Leonard Nimoy, not Spock! :wink:

 

[Greg Smith]

And he's from Boston.

The late, great James Doohan (Scotty) is Canadian though.

 

[Jal]

8. The captain doesn't need to have sex every other episode to get ratings.

True - but there is no way Sheridan could take Kirk on in a fist fight. No one touches the Shat. . .

there is no need for Sheridan to take on Kirk in a fist fight... he just needs to nick his hairpiece.

 

[Gregster]

Isn't it a bit rude to refer to William Shatner as "The Shat"? Unless Shat means something different to other people :lol:

 

[Burger]

Thats nothing, how do you think Scatman Crothers (The Shining) feels?

 

[Locutus9956]

Dont be silly, Sheridan wouldnt nick his hairpiece OR fistfight him. He'd solve the problem the way he always does.

WITH NUKES!!!! :twisted:

 

[Lorcan Nagle]

Thats nothing, how do you think Scatman Crothers (The Shining) feels?

Tthat it was unfair that Jazz survived the movie, yet wasn't in the last three seasons of Transformers?

 

[Kyu Kage]

Knock knock

LBH

Epic Thread Resurrection Apology...


Who's there?

 

[madpax]

I copied the Shadowqueen message on word... 18 pages of text!!!!
I will read it during my retirement. When I have 2 or 3 days with no things to do.

Marc

 

[lastbesthope]

Knock knock

LBH

Epic Thread Resurrection Apology...


Who's there?

Kosh...

LBH

 

[locarno24]

Kosh...

Haven't you always been there?

 

[Kyu Kage]

Knock knock

LBH

Epic Thread Resurrection Apology...


Who's there?

Kosh...

LBH

*GROAN* Oh I'd almost forgotten this one!


Kosh Who?

 

[lastbesthope]

Epic Thread Resurrection Apology...


Who's there?

Kosh...

LBH

*GROAN* Oh I'd almost forgotten this one!


Kosh Who?

Gesundheit!

Or alternatively :

Kosh, what do you want!?

Never ask that question!!!!!!!

LBH

 

[locarno24]

Ah...the classic 'defining questions' of the First One races.

The Shadows: What Do You Want?
The Vorlons: Who Are You?
The Kirishiac: Who Do You Think You're Lookin' At?

 

[Burger]

The Walkers: Zog?

 

[AdrianH]

Why do all "Knock knock" jokes involve a Vorlon behind the door? The second line is invariably "Who are you?" or words to that effect.

Knock knock!
What do you want?
Peace.
Sorry, we do war, not peace.
No, peas. Frozen.