Another missing thread?

Take one errant trollkin coming back to master fluttering eyelids.

Mash it with great stone maul until it stops squeaking and is about an inch flat all over. Cover in various earths and minerals that you happen to have handy in your pantry.

Fry in flat pan over fire until blackened on one side. Repeat other side.

Garnish with more handy earths and minerals.

Eat. Eat good.

You will find this a good appetiser, and may want to encourage other trollkin to go errant while blackening first flat one. Uz can never get enough Earth Season kincakes.

EAT! EAT GOOD!
 
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