Alternative B5 season 5 episode

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Banded Mongoose
UI #5: The Would-be Conquerors
One million years in the future, the last human on Earth finishes downloading the sum of human knowledge into his computer, and sends it off to his people's new home. Shortly thereafter he follows suit, leaving his homeworld for the last time.
As his ship leaves orbit and heads for the jumpgate, a time machine appears on the surface of Earth. From it emerge two tiny lab mice.
"YES!" the smaller one exclaims. "We've done it, Pinky! With humanity gone at last, the world is ours for the taking!"
"Egad, Brain!" the taller one says, pointing upward. "What's that bright flash in the sky?"
Brain looks upward, and his face falls. "Oh, dear..."

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/6928/ui/useless2.html
 
LOL... #4 is actually almost true... JMS said that if he know CC was leaving, he wouldn't have killed off Marcus!
 
UI #25: Vorlon Amuck

Sheridan narrowly avoids death from a Centauri terrorist's bomb, by jumping out of the rail-car high above the station's gardens. As he plummets toward the ground, Delenn pleads with Kosh to rescue him. Kosh sheds his encounter suit and floats upward.
Everyone sees Kosh differently. Garibaldi falls to his knees in worship, as he sees the image of Daffy Duck rising through the air.
Before Daffy reaches Sheridan the tip of a gigantic paintbrush appears out of nowhere. It draws a huge anvil in mid-air, tying it to Daffy's leg. Daffy/Kosh drops like a rock. Moments later, Sheridan splatters to the ground beside him.
Delenn cradles Sheridan in her arms and cries, "Who's responsible for this?"
The camera pulls waaaay back, to show Zathras at a drawing board. He laughs. "Yes, this is being much more fun than talking to dirt!"

I'm so tempted to change my quote on the end of my signiture!
 
Oh holy @$%&.....

UI #28: Kosh's Legacy

The surviving fragment of the original Kosh, combined with energy from Lorien and Sheridan, fights the evil Kosh, their battle carrying them away from the station. Evil Kosh is destroyed, and the energy released with his death opens a temporal/dimensional rift.
The tiny bit of Kosh #1 is sucked through this rift into another universe. Weakened, dying, he latches onto and melds with the first creature he encounters--a tiny, fuzzy creature called a tribble. This creature is then pulled back through the dimensional rift--but a time-shift has occured, and the tribble appears in the B5 universe hundreds of years in the past.
The tribble, being what it is, begins to reproduce at a phenomenal rate. The fragment of Kosh's Vorlon life-force is dispersed among the offspring, hyper-evolving each new generation above the one before.
Hundreds of years later, some of Kosh's descendants settle on Epsilon Three, to tend the Great Machine. But Zathras and his kin have lost all knowledge of their own exalted origins...

:shock: :lol:
 
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