UZ anonymous

[burdock]

This thread is for Uz to share their feelings about themselves, to let off steam and to generally get things off their........er............faces

 

[simonh]

Hi my name's Lurghurt, and my clan.... actcherly, yer know whut? I'm hungry. Where's that Orc with the pie.....

 

[Dead Blue Clown]

‘We are the Folk. We came first of all the mortal races, whether they celebrate in darkness or look up to a bright sky. We were the first. Curses thin out our blood and seed; ancient hexes that sour our bloodlines and breed whelps of unnatural creatures. Yet we persevere. Our days of dominance are behind us. Yet we persevere. The world around us is the plaything of empires we do not understand. Yet we persevere. We are uz: the Folk, the People. Neither fate nor the malice of unholy gods has crushed our race. What hopes do bickering empires of men have?

I say none.’

–– Bakrom the Disemboweller, uzko mercenary

 

[burdock]

bickering empires of men

mmmmmm bickering empires of men yuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm

EET DEM!! EET DEM ALL!!!!!!

 

[Trifletraxor]

‘We are the Folk. We came first of all the mortal races, whether they celebrate in darkness or look up to a bright sky. We were the first. Curses thin out our blood and seed; ancient hexes that sour our bloodlines and breed whelps of unnatural creatures. Yet we persevere. Our days of dominance are behind us. Yet we persevere. The world around us is the plaything of empires we do not understand. Yet we persevere. We are uz: the Folk, the People. Neither fate nor the malice of unholy gods has crushed our race. What hopes do bickering empires of men have?

I say none.’

–– Bakrom the Disemboweller, uzko mercenary

Looking forward to Guide to Trolls allready!

Hopefully with good illustrations too!

SGL.

 

[B_Steele]

Nothing is more satisfying than the wet and grisly snap of a sable’s neck between your fists; it is the sound of many good meals to come.

— Drujk Crackmarrow, Meatquester of the Dangk Uz


(Ah ha, Aaron! Two can quote uz in this here thread! 8) )

 

[Exubae]

This isn't a maul, this a meat tenderiser

 

[Halfbat]

Anyone for Trollball? I've got a trollkin and can kick....

 

[Trifletraxor]

Remember the trollball illustration of two great trolls chasing a trollkin scared witless?

SGL.

 

[WildHealer]

I jush wanna say that whole episode with the high llama rider, the food trollkin, and the rubber hose was a loooong time ago and anyhow I paid Javis Gan back for the damage...

- Jubjug Squeakvoice, Argan Argar cultist and Trollball Anthem Tenor, currently resident in Adari

 

[burdock]

where is rurik? he's usually got a few spare trollkin chasing him about the place

 

[Rurik]

where is rurik? he's usually got a few spare trollkin chasing him about the place

:evil:

 

[kpmcdona]

Dorok can't help it if Dorok fat - Uz is hungry ALL the time! Dorok think picture of Uz in Mongoose book holds Uz to unfair standard of beauty. Except for da snout thing. Dorok think picture was drawn by stoopid hooman. When Dorok find who responsible, Dorok feast!

- Dorok Bad Mouth, Troll Apologist

 

[burdock]

JUS TA LET YOO UZ KNOW THERE IZ WALKTAPUS PIE FOR GRABZ ON DA "AN XPEREEMENT" THREAD.

GO.

EAT.




THERE IZ SUM YELMALIANZ THERE TOO.

GO.

EAT.

 

[Rurik]

JUS TA LET YOO UZ KNOW THERE IZ WALKTAPUS PIE FOR GRABZ ON DA "AN XPEREEMENT" THREAD.

GO.

EAT.




THERE IZ SUM YELMALIANZ THERE TOO.

GO.

EAT.

So if Burdock is the pre-eminant whatsit of Icy Coolness, and I am the guy he always makes fun of, that pretty much makes me a total loser, doesn't it?

 

[homerjsinnott]

JUS TA LET YOO UZ KNOW THERE IZ WALKTAPUS PIE FOR GRABZ ON DA "AN XPEREEMENT" THREAD.

GO.

EAT.




THERE IZ SUM YELMALIANZ THERE TOO.

GO.

EAT.

So if Burdock is the pre-eminant whatsit of Icy Coolness, and I am the guy he always makes fun of, that pretty much makes me a total loser, doesn't it?

Unless he's a big fat liar.

Which is very possible.

Warning! The Internet is not 100% true.


This is not a real attack on Burdock (who ever he/she /it maybe).
Just trying to cheer a sad Yelmalion up.

 

[burdock]

rurik wrote

burdock wrote:
JUS TA LET YOO UZ KNOW THERE IZ WALKTAPUS PIE FOR GRABZ ON DA "AN XPEREEMENT" THREAD.

GO.

EAT.




THERE IZ SUM YELMALIANZ THERE TOO.

GO.

EAT.


So if Burdock is the pre-eminant whatsit of Icy Coolness, and I am the guy he always makes fun of, that pretty much makes me a total loser, doesn't it? Crying or Very sad

Hey dude.......I never mentioned no names......you gotta Victim-Complex? Anyone'd think you'd been bullied by a bunch 'o little 'uns or something, dude.

 

[burdock]

homerjsinnot wrote

Unless he's a big fat liar

Hey, every word I say come ricocheting off my shiny gold tooth like a little silver bullet of truth.