[PC Handout] Exciting Business Opportunity Inside!

mthomason

Mongoose
Just a little something that might find it's way into a Narn PC's email one day...
Citizen K'Ger
Homeworld Banking Consortium
Veroth
Nar'Shal, Narn Homeworld
kger@hotcomm.narn

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Citizen K'Ger director of perations of the Homeworld Banking Consortium .I have a obscured business suggestion for you.

Before the Narn/Centauri war our client War Captain G'Lon who was with the Narn forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Twenty Four millions Five Hundred Thousand Credits in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the War Captain had been killed in action, and his family home decimated in the Mass Driver bombardment, killing all within.

After further investigation it was also discovered that War Captain G'Lon did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Four millions Five Hundred Thousand Credits is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the to the laws of my world at the expiration 3 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Kha'Ri if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to War Captain G'Lon so that you will be able to receive his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE.

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to War Captain G'Lon , all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all mattersconcerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you.

Should you be interested please send me your full names and current residential address and I will prefers you to reach me on the email address below (kger@hotcomm.narn) and finally after that i shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards

Citizen K'Ger

In-game effects could be the investigation of this fraudulent claim, driven by the outraged Kha'Ri who wish to see whoever is attempting to profit out of the losses of the war executed by the most painful method imaginable.
 

Greg Smith

Mongoose
ROTFLMAO! :lol: :lol:

Very good. I once had one of those emails from a Mr Jaja. I replied and suggested to him that if he was related to Jaja Binks he should ask him to contact his friends Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-wan Kenobi to help him out. :twisted:
 

EricRoss

Mongoose
Greg Smith said:
ROTFLMAO! :lol: :lol:

Very good. I once had one of those emails from a Mr Jaja. I replied and suggested to him that if he was related to Jaja Binks he should ask him to contact his friends Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-wan Kenobi to help him out. :twisted:

So you have heard from Mr Jaja as well. My wife and got one of these a few years ago. My suggestion to Mr. Jaja was less polite then yours. :mrgreen:
 
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