Paranoia Consumer Product

Ducky4u2

Mongoose
Hello Friend Computer!

Ok so I figure this has probably been asked over and over, so I apologize for my redundancy... or do I? After all, I know redundancy is something Friend Computer loves. However, as per information request form BS-777B, which I filled out in Octoplicate and was just approved (it only took 3 months! What a model of efficiency!) I was wondering when/if plans for an Infrared Clearance Level product was going to be made available? I understand the wonderful citizens of R&D are hard at work making sure the product is properly vetted for our clearance level, and I did dutifully report myself for summary termination after missing the chance to support the Kickstarter, and I would love the chance to show my support for Friend Computer by engaging in Consumer activities and purchasing the product. Thank you Friend Computer, as always your benevolence make every day a shining one here in Alpha Complex.

Ducky4u2-INFRARED-PAX-2
 
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