ODD JOBS: A Rose is a Rose
Required Skills: None
Required Equipment: None
Players Information
Baroness Mei Lei Natalia Mgumbe is a fixture on the world the players find themselves. She is known for both her prize roses and her growing number of eccentricities as she has grown older. The players are approached by a Page in her employ.
The Page informs the players that the most valuable natural fertilizer for roses comes from Terran equines and that horse manure is the only kind used by Baroness Mgumbe. Some other rose experts have speculated that the main reason why horse manure is so effective is because horses are considered quite intelligent for grazing herbivores. Well, the Baroness has taken this concept to its illogical extreme.
A K'Kree diplomatic and mercantile expedition has landed and will be in port for the next week. Baroness Mgumbe is willing to pay Cr500 per kilogram for fresh K'Kree manure so that she may experiment with her roses. Upon accepting the mission, the Page is authorized to give the players a signing bonus of Cr5000 to help with expenses. The Page, who is brokering the deal in order to minimize any potential embarrassment to House Mgumbe, is also willing to include a bonus of Cr25,000 if this task is done without an interstellar incident being caused. At least a hundred kilograms of K'Kree manure are being asked for by the Baroness.
Referee's Information
This one should be played for laughs, one for a night of not-so serious gaming. The Baroness is old, does not take anagathics, and is off her nut with senile dementia. The Page is extremely stressed and is constantly put-upon to accomplish these odd "requests" that are made by the Baroness without humiliating House Mgumbe. The K'Kree diplomatic / mercantile mission is composed of four heavily armed merchant cruisers of 6000 tons displacement each. The K'Kree themselves are feeling very cranky at this point in dealing with the g'naak at the midpoint of a multi-year long mission. Imperial Officials working with the K'Kree are also very touchy after spending such a long time with militant vegetarians and their alien whims.
K'Kree starships are designed to have the entire usable area by the crew to be a grass-covered toilet where a K'Kree may defecate and know that the fecal matter will be moved through the soil by osmotic pressure to a recycling section of the K'Kree life support system, so no "steaming divots" remain for long. The K'Kree diplomats and merchants who are part of the mission are accustomed enough to human g'naak to realize that their normal means of going to the bathroom is not considered socially acceptable when among humans. For events of state, a special restroom-park is built for the use of the alien guests.
Complications: 1d6 (1D)
1-2. As above, no changes.
3. Unbeknownst to the Page, the Baroness has hired a rival group of manure collectors who will be clumsily competitive in trying to gather more manure then the players.
4. As 1 above, but a terrorist threat against the K'Kree has happened which has caused security to be heightened by the K'Kree.
5. As 1 above, but a tabloid journalist has gotten wind of the manure quest and is busily becoming a nuisance to the players and threatens to expose the situation to the embarrassment of House Mgumbe.
6. Combine the results of 3, 4, and 5 to create a nightmarish situation.