MoG Poll That I totally Screwed Up - DON'T VOTE HERE!

[Rurik]

EDIT: OMFG I left "Kinda Sucks" off the poll. That is the result where DBC eats his Stormtrooper Mug (or Clone Trooper Mug or whatever). And there is no way to edit it. This is unacceptaple - I have no choice but to start the poll over. Sorry to everyone who voted - please go over to the fixed poll.

Well, as the first couple copies have come in, it is time.

Please only vote after having read enough of the book to form an honest opinion, and if you are willing to actually mete out punishment or duly reward.

DBC will pe punished or rewarded based on how the book scores as per the table below:

Sucks Really Bad          Slow Death by Torture

Just Sucks                Relatively Quick Lynching

Kinda Sucks               DBC Eats His Stormtrooper Mug

Just OK                   Tell Him "Nice Job" And Then Give Him Cold
                          Shoulder. Wait For Uz and Judge Again.

Good                      Tea and Fruitcake

Rocks                     Beer. Everyone Buys Him A Pint.

Best Book Ever            Form Cult of Dead Blue Clown and All Join.
                          Worship Him and Do His Bidding. Make Sacrifices.

 

[Dead Blue Clown]

Don't only, like, 3 people have it right now? I should be free from a ceramic dinner for a few weeks at least.

Does our forum allow for non-anonymous voting?

 

[Adept]

I haven't even gotten my hands on the cults book yet!

 

[fruitsoftheforest]

My lucky 18 month old daughter is getting it for Christmas - I'm just going to look after it for her for a few years...

 

[Rurik]

OMFG I left "Kinda Sucks" off the poll. That is the result where DBC eats his Stormtrooper Mug (or Clone Trooper Mug or whatever). And there is no way to edit it. This is unacceptaple - I have no choice but to start the poll over. Sorry to everyone who voted - please go over to the fixed poll.