Recent content by Ray

Due to the closeness of the Manditory Gift Exchange and Economic Expense Encouragement Day, IntSec will utilize mercy and kindness to allow you to enjoy it. You are hereby ordered to eat a Soylent Trunchion. (Stuff, Page 101, buy it now for the Gamer on your list and help the Economy! Don't...

Please be advised that on the night of Day 359 of the Year of The Computer 214, Clone Sant-R-CLS-1 has been given permission to enter, and leave items, in all areas and sectors. He is not to be hindered or distressed in any way upon order of The Computer and a unanimous decision of every...

Shouldn't the answer to that question be: "I'm sorry, Citizen, that information is rated at Indigo Clearance, please report for Brainscrubbing to unlearn the information that is now above your clearance."?

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When it comes to bad choices for Weaknesses, nothing beats the Prefab characters in the Main Rulebook when running "Robot IMANA-665-C"! I'll leave the GMs to look up the references, and see why noone has been able to complete it yet. Of course, more damage has been done with one of the...

And just wait until he gets stuck in a backed-up bathroom with a malfunctioning exhaust fan. Methane makes such a nice "Foom"!

But then the Commies would win! :P Making my own might be an idea. Get an Ultraviolet one whipped up at that!

But that prevents the Happiness. And Happiness is Manditory! :cry: Oh well, will just have to make due with my Red-Clearance shirt.

RPGs seem to attract them, and Paranoia more so than any other game. This one was done when I was teaching a new fellow the game system at a Con this weekend. He was figuring out what was, and wasn't, allowed: Player: "If I shoot myself in the foot, would that be treason?" Me: "Yes, you'd...

I've demo'd Paranoia XP a number of times, and, when I get the new Conan, will demo that as well!

No responce?

Thanks Allen! Guess I should have informed them what a Sector Zero is. (I figured that the description of the sourcebook would be good. But that's Figuring, which is thinking. And we all know where THINKING leads to, eh Citizens?). And your calculations are off. They're no longer Red...

OK, just finished a Demo of Paranoia XP, where the group screwed up. Badly. Very badly. TRILLIONS of credits badly. So, I had to explain to the group just how badly they messed up the adventure. So, I described their new job: "You are no longer Troubleshooters. You are no longer Red...

Ya, but according to the license, you now have to vote Tory. :twisted:

It'd be like a metal detector on a submarine!