insults 3 son of,bride of insults

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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:17 pm

Do you expect a reaction while you frantically shout and cry like maiden? Brain and blood and gore is the new deco but the smell is quite awful. I know that many of your kind would rather put a candle in their ass than light a candle for your dead. In the end, it seems everyone of you has its own little pleasure.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Sat Jun 03, 2017 6:51 pm

Your champions are so great that they can play a hero in a movie and depart just the day before a real-life charity concert performed in his neighbourhood. Is it because it brings more money to shed a tear on a screen that you don't give a fu*k about your dead? Or is it because no fake medal is awarded?
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Mon Jun 05, 2017 2:08 am

With how many litres are you soaked before going to the battle field? That's why you have more chance to splash your friends with your puke than to harm your foes with your weapon.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:06 pm

Your tartan is brown like sh*t but you don't even have the balls to wear a kilt.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:21 pm

Though you may appear warped this is not by far the work of the goddess but rather the result of degenerate inbred.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:16 pm

Is this what you call a sword? I'd rather say this is a toothpick.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:33 am

Is that smell coming from your intestinal gas? If you fear the battlefield so much you'd rather play your wind instruments in the local orchestra, entertaining your wives.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:37 am

You may call yourselves warriors but a chicken farm would be more impressive.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:41 am

You look like a sheep herd on its way to the slaughterhouse. Do you use your female as shepherd animals? Our dogs wouldn't even wanna mate with them.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:43 am

You're like a goblin king, that is without a prick and with your balls under your chin.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:24 pm

Victory's secret is neither in your underwear or in your styles but if you make a hole behind you can still (or styles) hear you fart. Victory? Don't talk about what you don't know. Your empire is down and you do everything to keep it that way.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:23 pm

Your war cries sound like hearing someone having his balls ripped off. The most astounding being that you don't have any.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Re: insults 3 son of,bride of insults

Postby The King » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:19 pm

Puking, farting and belching is thus your new national anthem. You don't even need lyrics to cover the sounds. As long as you find supporters who like this or who are even raving, you can say you can be defined as a nation.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.

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