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Postby toothill man » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:16 pm

hello grease brain your blood will not mix with water 8)
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Postby toothill man » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:47 am

lets play name the internal organs any volunteers :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:52 pm

your heads will roll :D well once we remove them and trim them :shock: 8)
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:04 pm

Please repeat your taunts once you have swallowed your teeth.
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Postby Kyorou » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:48 pm

Team America inside :

"You will die a peasant's death !"
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Postby toothill man » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:00 pm

looks like you are loosing your milk teeth whelp do you still suckle on your mummy?
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Postby The King » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:42 pm

You can't handle your sword as you can't wipe your ass correctly.
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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:50 pm

real men dont weep its only a leg 8)
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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:52 pm

RQ is helping insults as now the blows are location specific so adding to the fun in a bloody celtic way 8)
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Postby The King » Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:12 pm

toothill man wrote:RQ is helping insults as now the blows are location specific so adding to the fun in a bloody celtic way 8)
What? Do you mean the taunting can now affect the leg or the chest? :P
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Postby toothill man » Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:23 pm

no a head gone lead to all sorts of fun like "do you need more asprin "oR the brilliant" 4"(well the celts did invent golf thats how :wink: ) also can I lend you a hand or he is armless etc
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Postby The King » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:40 am

Yes in this case this may augment the possible taunts. 8)

But I don't have the Slaine RQ core book yet (as I'm waiting for the next Slaine campaign book).
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Postby toothill man » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:35 pm

most things are used as taunts but its i think the novelty of hit locations at the moment 8)
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:23 pm

Your weapons are so devoid of quality they would break at first contact and rust within a week.
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Postby toothill man » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:16 pm

your manhood is so diseased even el women say no :twisted:
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Postby The King » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:47 pm

toothill man wrote:your manhood is so diseased even el women say no :twisted:
[in this case, may be I should even prefer it this way]
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Postby The King » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:49 pm

Your tartan would better fit on a cow than on your body but soon it will be your death shroud.
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Postby The King » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:15 pm

Why do you bother with names, you don't even know your fathers from your mothers
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Postby The King » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:17 pm

How many fathers and mothers does have each of you?
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Postby toothill man » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:03 pm

your mothers favourite word was Baaa :twisted:
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