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Postby superc0ntra » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:58 am

I waited to see the white in your eyes but all I saw was the brown in your eye
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Postby Kyorou » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:55 pm

Only by dying will you learn.
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Postby toothill man » Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:24 pm

you are so dumb you dont see your doom coming now :twisted:
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Postby The King » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:24 pm

tonight, I'll have the pleasure to hear the wailing of your women.
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Postby Kyorou » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:14 am

I hope for your sake your sword-arm is quicker than your mind.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:39 am

Never mind my sword arm, it's my knee you need to watch for out for.
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Postby toothill man » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:00 pm

after my blade is finished you will go to the toilet like a girl :twisted:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:58 am

Well, you will be holding your own water like a sieve when I'm done with you.
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Postby Kyorou » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:27 am

This event will be remembered in ballads as "The gruesome death of an ugly man".
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Postby The King » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:46 am

You talk much but you will soon hate your mothers for giving you birth and enabling you to experience this very day.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Kyorou » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:47 pm

The King wrote:You talk much but you will soon hate your mothers for giving you birth and enabling you to experience this very day.
Nice one :shock:

EDIT : I will feed your manhood to my pet squirrel.
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Postby toothill man » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:39 pm

the squirrel has no teeth :shock: :? :lol:
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Postby Kyorou » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:12 am

The squirrel won't need teeth :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:12 pm

live and let die is my motto and Ive decided the live bit is mine :twisted:
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Postby lastbesthope » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:17 pm

[B5 crossover]

I live for the One, I die for the One. You, however, die for my amusement and I am currently in need of entertainment :twisted:

LBH
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:42 am

May giant squirrels feast on your remains :shock: :evil:
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:32 am

If you keep on doing your dirty things with squirrels, I'll warn the PETA.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:54 am

if your children look like squirrels were have you been putting your nuts :? :shock: :wink: :lol:
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Postby The King » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:23 pm

today's survivors will learn to count their dead.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:52 am

Becareful I don't put he squirrel nuts in your vacated eye sockets.

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