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Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Mon May 21, 2007 2:03 am

May all who have faced your wrath and survived, return for more without the slightess hint of fear, without the slightess acknowledgment of your better reputation again and again forever after.

May you never find the safeground between facing death, a endless line of foes, row, upon, row of them and a boring life where nothing ever gets better or worse at all.

May all who have faced your wrath and perished, rise again, half dead, not quite living, to attack you with thrice as much vigor evermore.
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon May 21, 2007 7:53 am

may your soul rot and grow maggots
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Mon May 21, 2007 9:12 am

'May you never get a moments rest.'
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon May 21, 2007 11:54 am

may you be married,have a morgage and both kids and pets(same as above really)
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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The King
Chief Mongoose
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Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Mon May 21, 2007 12:26 pm

May your children, your wife and your friends be unable to recognize you if you ever venture out of your village for more than 2 months.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon May 21, 2007 1:28 pm

may you die by your lovers hand :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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The King
Chief Mongoose
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Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:41 pm
Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Mon May 21, 2007 3:18 pm

may you slay your own children in a moment of rage.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Standing-Stone
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Location: Australia

Postby Standing-Stone » Sat May 26, 2007 7:42 pm

For every moment you are with your axe held so high, cocked, about to sweep earthwards on it's downward turn, should the stone head loosen and slide down to meet your fingers at the handle.

[ Incidently, I know this hurts, from personal experience. As a person who learned in the ways of Landscaping and other horticultral practrices. I had often found my self regularly using a large two-handed pick to loosen the earth around our yard. Anyway, the metallic head of this instrument never really was a snug fit on the wooden pole it was attached to and if I ever got over zealous in swinging this implement. Then I would most certainly lose the use of my fingers for few days as they would be, swollen, blistered and numb from the pinching injury. The only other hand injury that could possibly be worst is severing the fingers. ]
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Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Mon May 28, 2007 6:20 pm

May Crom take your festering corpse all the way back to Cythraul. ( Cythrawl)
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The King
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Postby The King » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:01 pm

prepare to burn now that i retrieved my avatar :twisted:
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Standing-Stone
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Location: Australia

Postby Standing-Stone » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:30 am

If I must burn, then may you choke on my ashes.
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The King
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Postby The King » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:33 am

With your ashes I'll cook my potatoes.
Last edited by The King on Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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toothill man
Warlord Mongoose
Posts: 7584
Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:31 am
Location: SWINDON

Postby toothill man » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:02 pm

may your hands rot and also your manhood :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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The King
Chief Mongoose
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Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:41 pm
Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:22 pm

may you die of thirst if you ever come near to a lake.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Standing-Stone
Banded Mongoose
Posts: 398
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:37 pm
Location: Australia

Postby Standing-Stone » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:56 pm

May you drown while stranded in the sour lands.
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Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:28 am

I see that the MODS didn't like my last Curse.
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Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:06 am

May you taste the foulness of mud when you go to drink from your tankard of mead.
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The King
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Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:41 pm
Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:21 pm

May your hair turn white and fall on the ground never to regrow.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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toothill man
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Posts: 7584
Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:31 am
Location: SWINDON

Postby toothill man » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:16 pm

may your pubic hair never stop growing at a alarming rate
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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The King
Chief Mongoose
Posts: 5003
Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:41 pm
Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:27 pm

toothill man wrote:may your pubic hair never stop growing at a alarming rate
This is no curse for Drune Lords but a blessing. :shock: :lol:
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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