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Postby toothill man » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:08 pm

they will fit in fine all insults welcome :D
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Postby The King » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:20 am

Yes, all contributions are wellcome.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:41 pm

please speak clearer as your kilt is making your voice quiet 8)
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Postby toothill man » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:42 pm

look a dog who can fart and talk at the same time :shock:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu May 03, 2007 2:10 am

You'll eat your words. :P

Your words are dung. :wink:

or

Your words are dung and you'll eat them :twisted:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri May 04, 2007 5:13 am

This is more of a threat or promice............... than a insult, but I think this maybe the best place to write this.


'Should I remove that great weight from your shoulders' [Indicating the head.]
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Postby The King » Fri May 04, 2007 9:22 am

Standing-Stone wrote:This is more of a threat or promice............... than a insult, but I think this maybe the best place to write this.


'Should I remove that great weight from your shoulders' [Indicating the head.]
It fits very well there :D because this thread also includes the taunting before a fight (which is not always related to fight).
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Tue May 08, 2007 3:41 pm

letting me close was a very bad idea :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Tue May 08, 2007 3:43 pm

when I am finished with you even the limbless will pity your fate :shock:
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Postby kaiserjez » Tue May 08, 2007 4:37 pm

Tell me ugly one, did you suckle from a pig as a child, you look suitably hoggish!
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Postby toothill man » Wed May 09, 2007 3:26 pm

or did your mother choice of lover include pigs :twisted:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Wed May 09, 2007 3:56 pm

Here's a short simple one.

'You'll keep'
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Postby toothill man » Wed May 09, 2007 7:39 pm

even shorter "next" :twisted:
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu May 10, 2007 5:31 am

Again not really a insult, but more of a threat ;-


'Prepare for sleep unending' :shock:
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Postby toothill man » Wed May 16, 2007 9:17 pm

my gift is your death now
so you never age 8)
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Postby kaiserjez » Thu May 17, 2007 2:35 pm

As your Mother weeps I'll be rutting with your wife!
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Postby The King » Thu May 17, 2007 4:04 pm

Your death is my gift because your life was a waste
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu May 17, 2007 5:52 pm

'Your skull will make a fine codpiece.' :P

Incidently, I think there should be a THREAT thread.
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Postby The King » Thu May 17, 2007 5:59 pm

Hey! How do you count your dead? Do you begin with zero?
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Thu May 17, 2007 6:04 pm

'Hey, how would you count your dead, if I remove your fingers, toes and anything else in between.'

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