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The King
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Postby The King » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:03 am

May every of your step drain the soil you're walking on and wither the grass
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:40 pm

may you never see kindness and never know hope or pity
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:27 pm

may you die from you own wind. :shock: :twisted:
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:12 pm

now that is nasty as well as a smelly way to go lit torch anyone :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:15 pm

May you alway fall on the ground when you try to run
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:16 pm

May your right leg shorten is you ever run away in a fair fight.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:10 pm

may your manhood drop off and your enemies use you as a sex slave :shock: :wink: :twisted: :lol:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:45 pm

May you always eat last after the dogs.

May you only nurture yourself with what the dogs won't eat.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:44 pm

may only worms call you friend
may your love ones slay you
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:08 pm

May every weapon you touch transfom into a stick of rotten wood.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:18 pm

may every bird want to peck your eyes from your worthless corpse
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:28 pm

May every woman you kiss wither.
May you every woman you embrace die
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Location: City of Wonders, Valusia (before the major cataclysm)

Postby The King » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:28 pm

May you die at the hand of your own son
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:20 pm

may you only every have your own company
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:33 pm

May you never be able to light up a fire

May you children and you wife never recognize you
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
FailedSpotCheck
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Postby FailedSpotCheck » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:19 pm

The King wrote:May every woman you kiss wither.
May you every woman you embrace die
May you be smothered by more women than you can manage! :shock: :lol:
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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:48 am

may every male be enraged with your looks :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:49 pm

may you sexually arouse all the men you encounter.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Posts: 7584
Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:31 am
Location: SWINDON

Postby toothill man » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:50 pm

no woman you kiss will live more than a week later :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
FailedSpotCheck
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Postby FailedSpotCheck » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:33 am

May every bull mistake you for a cow in heat. :shock:
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