Traveller Jokes - How Many Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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Traveller Jokes - How Many Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Postby Solomani666 » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:13 pm

Got these from an old MegaTraveller magazine...

Q: How many Vilani does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'm not sure. What does the manual say?

Q: How many Solomani does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fewer than everyone ELSE dang it!

Q: How many Zhodani does it take...
A: ...to change a light bulb? I knew you were going to ask that.

Q: How many K'kree does it take to change a light bulb?
A: As many as can fit into the room.

Q: How many Aslan does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Male or female Aslan?

Q: How many Aslan does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Female; only one. Male; at least seven, because I've seen six trying.

Q: How many Vargr does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to get the ladder.
One to slug the first one and take the ladder away.
One to slap the second one around and force him to hold the ladder while the first one wipes his bloody nose and climbs the ladder.
And one to stand by and smirk until the job is done and take credit for it.

Q: How many Droyne does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. It always takes six. EVERYTHING takes six.

Q: How many Droyne does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. A worker to split a claw trying to hit nails in the dark.
A warrior to rough him up for damaging valuable nails with his carelessness.
A drone to cast coyns and decide if maybe darkness isn't a good idea.
A leader to trip over the hammer and scream for something to be done at once.
A technician to immediately implement a feasibility study for future illumination patterns.
And a sport to watch the proceedings with resignation, sigh, and go get a light bulb and a ladder.
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Re: Traveller Jokes - How Many Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Postby Condottiere » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:44 pm

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Re: Traveller Jokes - How Many Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Postby Jak Nazryth » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:16 pm

I am lifting your joke and posting it to our Traveller groups private page. Love it. :)

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