Missile Thrust

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Re: Missile Thrust

Postby hiro » Sun Sep 27, 2015 6:54 pm

"I'd buy that for a dollar"
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Re: Missile Thrust

Postby wbnc » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:59 pm

Captain Jonah wrote:Special offer this month only, buy 10 and get two more plus free delivery if within four parsecs of an office.

Ultimate Overkill Inc are pleased to release the Armageddon 13b Anti Ship Torpedo.

This magnificent weapon is capable of sustained speeds of 7G for 12 hours using our patented micro fusion pile allowing it plenty of time to catch those pesky 6G enemies who try to run away.

It's warhead is the new and improved model, the magnetic containment has been improved and is guaranteed not to fail during normal handling though read the small print about recommended storage. Customers who fail to follow ALL guidelines will be considered in violation of sale terms and will not have grounds for legal or financial recompense. This new, improved warhead is guaranteed to penetrate a maximum thickness of any tech 12 armour you care to mention and it's anti terrine / terrine reaction will destroy any ship under 1,000Dtons or half your money back. Money back guarantee based on post combat examination of torpedo use by customer, no money will be refunded in the event of Gunner incompetence.

Finally a new addition to the Armageddon is the Mocking voice mk 3. This Virtual Intelligence system uses both radio and directional laser comms to taunt the target ship in 91 languages and regional dialects, many programmable configurations including insults, inappropriate humour and the ever popular constant countdown of time until detonation.

Visit us now in most A class star ports.

Offer subject to availability. Buy now before they are gone.

Ultimate Overkill Inc. Your first and last stop for ship based firepower.
checks his account, and grabs his jacket....Hiro, be there in fifteen..we can carpool.
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Re: Missile Thrust

Postby msprange » Wed Oct 07, 2015 12:53 pm

Captain Jonah wrote: Finally a new addition to the Armageddon is the Mocking voice mk 3. This Virtual Intelligence system uses both radio and directional laser comms to taunt the target ship in 91 languages and regional dialects, many programmable configurations including insults, inappropriate humour and the ever popular constant countdown of time until detonation.
Now that, I like :)
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