Gorns

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Gorns

Postby Builder » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:44 pm

So, any sign of the preview of the Gorns when things calm down a bit Matt?

What do people expect from them by the way?
Down the street, third door on the left.
Up the ladder, third floor, right hand corridor, 6 doors down.
Through the door, across the field with the space cows to the lamp post.
Climb the lamp post and jump directly upwards.
Land on the bicycle.
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Re: Gorns

Postby Captain Jonah » Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:51 pm

There was a problem with posting the pictures.

Gorn ships are so tough even pictures of them put up a fight :lol:
Traveller: Nonsense, those rumours about me and crashes, no truth in them at all. I never had a landing I didn't walk away from!

ACTA-SF: Who are we, GORN. What do we want, Cruisers that can turn.... Wait, OK Escorts... Wait. I'll get back to you !
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Re: Gorns

Postby GreyHart » Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:44 pm

Captain Jonah wrote:Gorn ships are so tough even pictures of them put up a fight :lol:
SO quotable. :D
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Re: Gorns

Postby Captain Jonah » Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:58 pm

Poke

Still waiting for a little Gorn love here abouts :lol:
Traveller: Nonsense, those rumours about me and crashes, no truth in them at all. I never had a landing I didn't walk away from!

ACTA-SF: Who are we, GORN. What do we want, Cruisers that can turn.... Wait, OK Escorts... Wait. I'll get back to you !
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Re: Gorns

Postby Poi » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:43 pm

Looks like a different article went up on Planet Mongoose instead of the Gorn preview. I guess Matt is still fighting the good fight to get the pics on the blog.
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Re: Gorns

Postby Nerroth » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:17 pm

At the risk of being awkward, might I suggest merging this thread with the other one? They are both asking for the same thing, and they were only posted four days apart...
The above post is 100% unofficial.
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Re: Gorns

Postby Captain Jonah » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:29 pm

This one is just about the Gorns being put up for us all to admire and be awestruck but just how tough they are (and how slow and lumbering).

The other one touched on the same subject but also wanders off with Tholians, a side order of Lyrans and some rubber dinosaur jokes. :lol:
Traveller: Nonsense, those rumours about me and crashes, no truth in them at all. I never had a landing I didn't walk away from!

ACTA-SF: Who are we, GORN. What do we want, Cruisers that can turn.... Wait, OK Escorts... Wait. I'll get back to you !
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Re: Gorns

Postby Nerroth » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:32 pm

But if we start posting brand new topics for every thread that gets side-tracked, where will it end?

It's one thing if the old thread had been dormant for several months or some such; it's another when the same topic is being given two threads in the space of a week.
The above post is 100% unofficial.
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Re: Gorns

Postby Da Boss » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:48 pm

Its not really doing any harm - the MGP forum is normally pretty relaxed and casual - things liek this crop up every so often.

We don't seem to have the overblown hatred that some forums (Space Battles) seem to have for necromancy, duplication etc - one of the reasons I like it :)
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Re: Gorns

Postby Myrm » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:02 pm

Yay, I can do the jokes here too....


On a serious note, from the Gorn ships I expect bulbous but chunky.
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Re: Gorns

Postby Spence » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:43 am

Myrm wrote:Yay, I can do the jokes here too....


On a serious note, from the Gorn ships I expect bulbous but chunky.

Gorns....the other food group.

or

Gorns...because someone has to be the target.

:mrgreen:
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Re: Gorns

Postby Rick » Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:36 am

Well, you know the old saying - here today, Gorn tomorrow! :lol:
"Understanding is a 3-edged sword" bit like a toblerone, really.
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Re: Gorns

Postby Iron Domokun » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:16 am

I accuse the Reverend Gorn, in the Neutral Zone, with the Plasma Torpedo!
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Re: Gorns

Postby Finlos » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:23 am

You're Gorn to regret those jokes... :P
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Re: Gorns

Postby Finlos » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:23 am

I'll be Gorn now... :P
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Re: Gorns

Postby Myrm » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:11 am

Never trust a drunken Gorn - they are real snakes when legless...


See not one rubber dinosaur gag so far....a much improved thread
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Re: Gorns

Postby Captain Jonah » Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:53 am

Enough of the jokes, they are Gornless.

Big, tough, space going bath tubs.
Record holders of the longest time it took Kirk to beat them (the whole episode not some 5 minute fight at the end) :D
Plus they are so tough they beat Msprange. He could handle the Flat tops, the Klingons, even the Romulans he could post with ease. But along comes the Gorn and he was powerless to post them.

Gorns, so scary Mongoose cannot even show the pictures :twisted:
Traveller: Nonsense, those rumours about me and crashes, no truth in them at all. I never had a landing I didn't walk away from!

ACTA-SF: Who are we, GORN. What do we want, Cruisers that can turn.... Wait, OK Escorts... Wait. I'll get back to you !

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