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Supplement Four
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Music to my ears

Postby Supplement Four » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:41 am

This is a crazy little post. :D

Whenever I hear "flatfooted" in my head, it's to the tune of Foreigner's "Hot Blooded".

I'm flatfooted! FLATFOOTED!!

Insert guitar rift.
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Postby Kev » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:23 pm

"Yeah, I'm FLATFOOTED.
Check it and see.
My initiative roll was only a 3!"

If I only knew more of the lyrics...

:lol:
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Postby Supplement Four » Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:05 pm

Kev wrote:"Yeah, I'm FLATFOOTED.
Check it and see.
My initiative roll was only a 3!"
LOL :o

That's right, sir! It goes like this...




Well, I'm Flatfooted, check it and see
I rolled an initiative of only a three
Come on. Maybe! Ah, can't I roll better than that?
I'm flatfooted, I'm FLATFOOTED!

You don't have to read my mind, to know what I want my eyes to find
A twenty-sider, and I let it go
Now it was moving so fine, until it stopped on a dime
I don't wanna know what what I'd get if I made another throw

Now it's up to you, a d20 with its number high
Just me and you, with that d20 I'll show you shakin' like you never knew

But, I'm flatfooted, check it and see
I rolled an initiative of only a three
Come on. Maybe! Ah, can't I roll better than that?
I'm flatfooted, I'm FLATFOOTED!

If it lands just right, my PC may live through the night
Shall I throw the dice and see?
The GM's got to give me a sign, will I die or be fine?
Please let me roll hot, mama, but it sure ain't turing out that way for me.

Is my guy tough enough? Do I need a bigger mod to call a bluff?
Is my thinking right? Did I save a Fate Point for the game tonight?

Yeah I'm flatfooted, check it and see
I rolled an initiative of only a three
Come on. Maybe! Ah, can't I roll better than that?
I'm flatfooted, I'm FLATFOOTED!

I'm flatfooted, FLATFOOTED!
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Postby Kev » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:25 pm

Wow! :shock: Well done, S4...very nice! :lol:
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Postby Clovenhoof » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:10 pm

Not bad.
*yoink*
Have I got a surprise for you. Come closer, I'll show you what it is.

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