If Conan was a GM...

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If Conan was a GM...

Postby MGBM » Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:21 pm

...would he say something like this?

"When I cannot stand alone, it will be time to die," he mumbled, through mashed lips. "But I'd like a flagon of wine."
- Robert E. Howard "Rogues In The House"
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Postby Clovenhoof » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:24 pm

To crush the PCs, see their sheets pile before you, and to hear the lamentations of the players
I *KNEW* it would be something like this when I read the thread title on the board. ^_^
Very nice, thanks for the grin. Maybe I'll print that out and make it my GM file cover sheet.
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Postby The King » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:54 pm

That's why I ask Mongoose to prepare us a screen for the 2nd edition that is as thick as RQ's...
So that those GMs who aren't Conan can protect themselves against the players throwing dices at them. :wink:
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Postby Bjorn the Barbarian » Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:59 pm

Makes a cool poster. I'll hang it up in our gaming area. :twisted:

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Postby Kargush » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:14 am

Awesome! That one will most certainly become a firm favorite in my circles!
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Postby Harlock » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:18 am

At the risk of sounding punny he'd hafta change his name to Conan the Librarian. Come to think of it, he'd be good at dealing with the scholar pc who instists on having 18 dex and 18/00 strength.
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Postby Der Rote Baron » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:17 pm

I am getting that picture printed on a t-shirt so there can be no doubt anymore WHO is the GM, WHO calls the shots, and WHO is in charge at the gaming-table!

So send them crackers and munchies my way, fathead, or your character is dead meat!

P.S.: I' get one for a friend of mine, too - nice birthday present, methinks.

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