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The King
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Postby The King » Thu May 17, 2007 7:31 pm

What a tribe of weaklings that it has to send its local torturer!
Next season will you send your go-go dancers to the battle?
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri May 18, 2007 1:17 am

Becareful, your head doesn't soften, as your hair spikes harden, and sink into your skull, spilling it's foul contents for everyone to see.
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Postby toothill man » Sat May 19, 2007 3:48 pm

the dung you use to spike your head as leaked into your poor brain 8)
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sun May 20, 2007 6:55 am

Oscar Wild - ' I wish I said that. '
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sun May 20, 2007 6:57 am

[Insulting a male warrior]

Do you go skyclad, so you can count to twentyone

[Or a well endowed female]

Do you go skyclad, so you can count to twentytwo
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Postby toothill man » Sun May 20, 2007 3:18 pm

dont go skyclad as you are just plain ugly
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Postby Standing-Stone » Mon May 21, 2007 12:42 am

[Insulting a woad warrior]

Your woad stinks or is that you.
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Postby toothill man » Mon May 21, 2007 7:55 am

ever wondered why your friends only come to greet you down wind :?:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby Standing-Stone » Mon May 21, 2007 9:14 am

'Your just a gland and a small one at that.'
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Postby toothill man » Mon May 21, 2007 11:53 am

dont go skyclad its a embarrisment in miniature :shock:
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The King
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Postby The King » Mon May 21, 2007 12:24 pm

Fart as much as you can; it won't prevent your death.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Mon May 21, 2007 1:30 pm

no mourning for you just a gladness the stench has gone :shock:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
The King
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Postby The King » Mon May 21, 2007 3:15 pm

Hear the vultures. They have come especially to feast on you.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Mon May 21, 2007 10:01 pm

Why do you keep making children, they aren't even worth to feed the pigs.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
The King
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Postby The King » Tue May 22, 2007 7:06 am

Did your mothers never told you not to put your food directly into your ashole but into your mouth?
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby kaiserjez » Tue May 22, 2007 10:23 am

I'll split you to your spleen
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Postby toothill man » Fri May 25, 2007 8:58 pm

and I will remove said spleen for free then feed it to you :twisted:
Everybody here paints himself red and eats monkeys
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Postby Standing-Stone » Sat May 26, 2007 8:10 pm

Surrender......retreat........run back to the womb.

Or the egg you hatched out of.

Or the boghole that expelled you.
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Postby The King » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:33 am

prepare to burn now that i retrieved my avatar :twisted:
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
Standing-Stone
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:54 am

If Bart Simpson was Slaine then he might say 'Eat my Tartens'.

( Or whatever fancy name the Celts have for their speical brand of Tarten shorts.)

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