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toothill man
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Postby toothill man » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:29 pm

no more tears will you weep 8)
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Postby The King » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:32 pm

I'm the winner and you're the whiner
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:38 pm

we will post your butt back to your women :D i
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Postby The King » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:07 pm

even your women couldn't tell which of your face or your arse smell the worst.
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An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:30 pm

heads up :D
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Postby The King » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:46 pm

Many foes have gathered today. Though I can count many heads, I don't see much brain anywhere.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby The King » Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:39 pm

In the same registry:

You are many foes to affront me but only I have 2 balls.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby toothill man » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:05 pm

one of us has no balls and it is not me :twisted:
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Postby The King » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:53 pm

Your daughters would be heartier in action.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby The King » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:24 pm

All your lives aren't worth a turnip.
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Postby toothill man » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:01 pm

I like turnips but dont like you :twisted:
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Postby The King » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:34 pm

Even if you'd liked turnips I wouldn't leave any for you but the dirt. :twisted:
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Postby toothill man » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:08 pm

your life is now mine your reward is death

come to your master gimp
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:44 pm

Death is but another adventure....


( Or journey. Words to the effect of what ever verbal exchange happened
between a swordfighting Captain Cook and Peter Pan.)

Damn, I couldn't even find the exact quotation on IMDB.COM
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Postby toothill man » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:14 pm

time to remove your heart and feed it to you while it still beats :shock:
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Postby The King » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:59 pm

Conan to an officer surrounded by his men (in Conan the Hunter):

"Will you whimper behind the skirts of these women or will your pit your blade against mine and fight like a man?"
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
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Postby toothill man » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:56 pm

dead you will be (with best yoda voice :D )
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Postby lastbesthope » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:37 pm

toothill man wrote:dead you will be (with best yoda voice :D )
And on that from the art of the producers of a comic called Tozzer, where the school disciplinarian is a parody of SLJ from Pulp Fiction, with a Yoda hand puppet

"A$$hole, long so!"

:lol:

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Postby The King » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:29 pm

You pretend to be a mighty warrior but the only thing you ever killed were the louses and the fleas on your filthy body that even the women of your tribe wouldn't touch.
An American-style kitchen is a kitchen in the living room.
A French-style toilet has toilet in the living room.
My neighbours combine both styles.
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Postby Standing-Stone » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:04 am

In reply to 'The Kings' last insult.

'You pretend to be a human ( or formorian or El -sub-type creature.) but you are nothing but a filthy louse or flea living on my body that even the females of my tribe won't touch.'

My apollogies if you think I am just rippping you off there, though I thought it may be a very apt retort.

BTW, I have just been reading a story called 'Babytalk' taken from 'Low-Life' in 2000AD magazine. Wether you buy it or read it or not.

They had some insults or curses however you may see them. Coming from the mouths of intellectually advanced ninja babys.

' Now, hairy one-eye, big dark death is here'

' You should never have picked the nose of things that do not concern you.'

'Yes'

' A newborn age is here, a baby age. '

' Too bad for you smell heap! '

Perhaps not the most appropiate for this game. I just thought they may have been worth menitioning.

Back to my thinking chair.

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